Thursday, November 10, 2005

Ahz: Come FORWARD!

Ahz: Come FORWARD!

Cowardly Lion: Tell me when it's over. Look at that. Look at that! Uhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuh....I wanna go home....

Ahz: I am Ahz -- the Great and Powerful. Who are you? Who are you?!

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Dorothy: If you please, I am Dorothy -- the small and meek. We've come to ask --

Ahz: Silence!

Dorothy: Oh, Oh, Jiminy Crickets!

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Ahz: The Great and Powerful Ahz knows why you have come. Step forward, Tin Man.

Tin Man: Uahh.

Ahz: You dare to come to me for a heart, do you? You clinking, clanking, clattering collection of caliginous junk!

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Tin Man: Oooohhh. Uh, yes, yes sir. Yyyes, your Honor. You see, awhile back we were walking down the yellow brick road and --

Ahz: QUIET!!!

Tin Man: Oooohhhhhh!

Ahz: And you, Scarecrow, have the effrontery to ask for a brain! You billowing bale of bovine fodder!!

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Scarecrow: Thanks, your Honor -- I mean, your Excellency -- I mean, your Wizardry.

Ahz: Enough! And you, Lion. Well?!!

[The Cowardly Lion faints]

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Dorothy: You oughtta be ashamed of
yourself, frightening him like that when he
came to you for help!

Ahz: Silence, Whippersnapper. The beneficent Ahz has every intention of granting your requests.

The Cowardly Lion: [coming to] ...What's that? Huh? What'd he say? What'd he say?

Ahz: But first you must prove yourselves worthy by performing a very small task. Bring me the broomstick of the Witch of the West.

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The Scarecrow: Bbbbbbbbut...if we do that, we'll have to kill her to get it.

Ahz: Bring me her broomstick and I'll grant your requests. Now, go.

The Cowardly Lion: But what if she kills us first?

Ahz: I said GO!!!

7:45 p.m. Loud whisper? Quiet scream?

BERLIN, Nov 10 (Reuters) - Iran is not being fully open with U.N. inspectors about its nuclear programme and may still be hiding something from the international community, Germany's designated foreign minister said on Thursday.

"There is a lack of transparency. That is clear," Frank-Walter Steinmeier said at a conference on the proliferation of weapons of mass destruction. "We still have some suspicions that there are developments being pursued (by Iran) that go against this principle."

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