I was only joking ......

Back on June 30, when I said:

Wait for it ...... it's coming .... wait ..... the Joo's killed Michael Jackson!

In this modern world, where nonstop autodispensary flinging, of the epithet racist. Is now an accepted part, the normal everyday bedrock of liberal politics (in lieu of ideas or thoughts or reason). Sadly ingrained in far too many's world view. Looking solely through a bicolor prism. Only black, only white ... skin color.

But in my then flippancy, and unbelieving reverie ... I was still surprised that such idiocy has indeed come to pass. That these idiots, now take further glee? Soiling the character of their fellow Americans. Anyone who disagrees with them. Anyone who has the temerity to dare speak ... the truth. And when it dies, we'll all lose. We'll all suffer greatly. Make no mistake. We are debased by their like. I thusly now no longer surprised, by the followers of the Mombasa Kenya born, Islamist bug. He who supra-constitutionally occupies the White House. He, who pretends to be 'President'. They, pretending at/with reality.

In this inverted world fiction becomes truth, and a junkie child molester is now praised to the heavens (and beyond). A Saint. And the course of such a life? Not finding its natural path, on its journey to its preordained destination. But instead ... he was killed, murdered. For money. And the progenitors of this filth? You know .... where white folks’ greed runs a world in need. Why of course ... they profit!

It ain't bad enough, that the fascists are now attempting to forcibly shovel socialized medicine, down our throats. No. Now they are also bringing those shovels, to our front doors ... "Obama's political machine is stepping up efforts to gin up support. Organizing for America is asking supporters to join door-to-door canvasses on upcoming weekends to ask their neighbors to support the president on health care." Pure, revolting, insanity.

In a world where the (white racist) Santa, is in the CCU with an IV. Where everyone is moving from unease, to panic and fear. Where far too many have lost ... are losing their heads. Keep yours. Our world. Our very lives, depend on it.

Don't panic. We're gonna make it. We're going to get through this. Stand fast. Stand firm. Do not yield to the disinfo agents, the detroyers of truth. Those who would smother America. We shall never let her die. Of this, I have no doubt.

Hi, I'm Carolina Garcia ...

I am an editor at a beeg seedy, bird cage liner factory. I got me one a them thar deeploma's [outta a bag a Cracker Jacks (cuz ... well ... uh they don't trust me with the box's sharp corners)].




I am a demokwap. I ware ma potty a-feely-ation, on muh suhleev (I ain puhrowd). But sometimes it falls off (watch where you step).






My steenky commie rag, is called duh el Lamo Daily News. Where we ever so proudly sh*t on conservatives, everyday [ooond they still pays me! (is this a great country or what)].




Sometimes ... I puts on my big pointy editor hat. And parade around the office (you don't think it makes my head look big do you?). Other times, I just abdicate all pretense of objectivity. Like today, Thursday, on the front page. Above the fold. Sliming the entire rank and file LAPD, for dear life. Just like I always (dog) do. I (dog) do this because I am swawtah than (a) ewe. And well we kinda did get tired of our own endless full page, full color foldout tributes, to the King of the Child Molesters. That we've been printing pretty much nonstop, the whole week, everyday, day after day [we can't be bothered with petty little nonsene like "accusations" (you kikes know who you are)]. Why we even got tired of the peaceful, uneventful memorial (damn, why the hell wasn't there a riot? Sh*t ... those stupid f*cking pigs).





Besides, without my sage, all seeing guidance. You stupid f*cking morons wouldn't know sh*t (mine's thah best!).





And make no mistake, we don't print just any sh*t. No Sir, Maam, or Hermaphrodites. We prefer the really shiny doodie from the AP (snif). And well, as you may already know. We're too cheap, and too lazy to try an duit ourselves (report the news). Ba sides ... that AP stuff suits our scintillatingly brilliant world view. To a T.





Bein an editurr'z hard wurk. Here, ya can see me straining to put another edition to bed.





Anyway I gotta run (to the bathroom), and get to work on tomorrow's news.





P.S. Our news now comes to you in a new, convenient, enviromentally friendly container.

Ciao Bella!




P.P.S.


Oh heavens, I fworgot to mention some of the other extremely important articles, what we wuvs to pwint, for our dear weaders. This one h'yar, appeared in our Sports Section, over this past Fourth of July weekend ...

Why has "God Bless America" been reconstituted as a live, two-minute timeout performance during the seventh-inning stretch at all Dodgers' home games this season? Shouldn't we have a problem with this?

Did you know that at Yankee Stadium, there's a rule that prohibits any fan movement during the playing of "God Bless America"? And one person last season got up from his seat to go to the restroom during the playing of the song, was confronted by a NYPD officer, eventually had his arm grabbed and twisted behind him, and was then forcibly removed from the park ...






Sig Heil baby!



Or ... that Palin defended her decision to step down after a year in which she has been forced to deal with a series of ethics complaints and publics records requests that have cost the state nearly $2 million to investigate. (And) There has been speculation that she has some legal issue that is not yet known to the public.



Also, I bbbbet you didn't know that Gwyneth Paltrow speaks Spanish? Huh? Well now you (dog) do!

NEW YORK -- Gwyneth Paltrow speaks almost perfect Spanish - and she does it with an Iberian accent. The Oscar-winning actress says she traveled to Spain as a teenager, fell in love with the country, and embraces the culture to the point that she visits at least once a year and makes sure her young children, Apple and Moses, also speak the language.

And that was before the associate of the Muslim Brotherhood, Mombasa born Obama, supra-constitutionally occupied the White House (yo go Gwenny!)


P.P.P.S.

Here are some articles we will never, ever print:


BILLIONS In Stimulus Aid Went to Obama Supporting Counties


Obama Forgets Where He Met His Wife


Well, maybe we'll put this one on the front page?


The most transparent administration evah!


More transparent than a sheet of Saran Wrap split in two!


And for some really strange reason, it seems this week, we need another stimulus plan (snarf). Bbbbut just last week (my how time flies when you're f*cking America in the ass) .....


And you car company execs, now have to fly standby .... (b*tches). Ok, if you gibb us sum mo bj's? Ya can fly Coach (or Hermes, or LV, ....).



P.P.P.P.S.



I gotta lot more news stories in my tank .... (wink, wink)

Just get the piece of sh*t out of the White House

Quit ringin the deeng'a ling bell. Arguing about, arguing about ... Palin. It don't make a fook of a diff who the candidate is (or will be). Just get the piece of sh*t out of the White House. That's it.

Support whomever you want. Or even whomever you think can win. But unite. Now. Today. THIS MINUTE. An associate of the Muslim Brotherhood, born in Mombasa Kenya, supra-constitutionally occupies the White House. Is now President of the United States.

Sure, it is within the realm of possibility, that the levers of power will be slow to engage. Slow to respond. I, me however do not believe he will serve out his term. Before being removed from office. Giving atomic credence to the block lettered stamp, upon his forehead: TRAITOR!

So b*tch, piss, moan about your fellow Repubs/conservs all you want. Crack wise. Cast apersions. Denigrate. Play some pocket pool (my Daddy's blog can beat up your Daddy's blog). The country is in trouble. The country is in jeopardy. It is not some virtual distraction. IT IS REAL.

A few months before Obama officially tossed his Keffiyeh in the ring, I could see the danger in his candidacy (but not the hidden danger). And later, called the election early, for the Obie-messiah. Once it was clear the dem nomination was his, and his opponent would be McCain (game set match Obama). I did in turn ... receive a spot of reprobation, as if I had thrown in the towel. I merely could see, the eventual outcome. Writ large.

That Mac and Sarah did as well as they did, a testimony to never say die fortitude. I went along, gaining a measure of enthusiasm for the battle. Not giving up. That Obama is in fact nothing more than a steaming pile of sh*t? Yeah, f*ck me, for not trying even harder. Not that I zipped my pie hole, walking away doing nothing. An uphill battle it was. Against a downstream flood of libwuhl/MSM excrement.




The same media who still worship the water he walks on.



Like L.A. Daily News' editor Carolina Garcia, dribblin commie spoot out her mouth, on today's front page: Obama's words hit home in Russia/Speech at elite Moscow university appears to have impact on audience that grew up dubious of the message from America.

Or, a couple days ago (uh huh ... on the front page): Sarah Palin's abrupt exit is an odd way to lauch a potential presidential bid and no help for the battered GOP. Inside, in the highlighted AP article we got: typically erratic, seemingly irrational, casting herself as a victim, party officials wondering about governor's motives.

And in that very same issue, Garcia treats us to some more of her commie diarrhea (in AP article): First lady bringing glamour to Moscow: superstar glamour, easy elegance, charm, first lady has wowed publics in U.S. and Europe.

Please do get it straight people. Get it right. Buck up. Keep your heads. Give up on the lil internet hissy fits. We aren't the enemy. We are one. Don't let MSM, Axle with the busted tierod, his pet juwa Emmanuel. Or their legion of scum slingers: CNN/NYT/MSNBC/CBS/ABC/NBC/LAT/AP. Do not let them f*ck you and this country. In the ass. Again. Ya wanna win? Huh ... well do ya?





Ya wanna bring back the Charmin?



Then do what needs be done peeps. Prioritize (me, I don't like Romney's hair). Your country needs you. I ain't gunna let her go that easy. Sorry. I'll not watch as she is destroyed. From within, and without. Eyes forward, eyes on the prize. The charge is sounded.





GET THE PIECE OF SH*T OUT OF THE WHITE HOUSE!

Now they come for my flag

Not even under penalty of death, will I surrender her. These agents of darkness, these escapees from Beelzebub's cloaca. Now they come for my flag. Telling me I'm not entitled to fly a flag. Telling me I'm not a patriot. I am not qualified to express my love of country. Or of course recently (beyond any and all belief), Tom Hanks telling me I am not American (wanna see my f*cking Birth Certificate b*tch? Huh ... do ya? Ya lil cunny).

Now is the time. To go purchase a weapon. Now is the time to take a very hard, serious, emotionless look at your household budget. And make that realization that the price of freedom is eternal vigilance. And that isn't free. It costs. The Republic is now under attack. From without, by militant radical Islam, and her inumerable disciples. And scarily, from within. By the warped roil of fascism now sweeping the land. Introduce yourself to your local proprietor. Buy a gun. Learn how to use it. Practice. Our lives, our world, our very way of life. Are in an all to real, unmistakable jeopardy.

Freedom.

Use it or lose it.

This is not a game. This is not a joke. This is not a drill.

Yet more despicable, olfactory displeasure from ... the L.A. Daily News. And of course (guess who), editor Carolina Garcia. Running back to back opinion pieces, over the course of this Fourth of July holiday. Attacking the patriotism of conservatives. Day before yesterday, giving space to Al Martinez, who takes a big giant sh*t, upon those who never wore the uniform. And yesterday, Garcia rents space to one Steve Vlasich, who proceeds to walk his horse (with full bladder) over for good measure. To piss on us faux patriots, telling us also, to STFU [but somehow, strangely, inexplicably manages to reference one Bernie Madoff (wink wink)].

Very Highly Edited for Clarity

Al Martinez 07/01/2009

(This) Indepedence Day .... I'm not flying a flag ... turned down an invitation to speak at a patriotic ceremony ... declined to participate in a parade. I'm (not) unpatriotic. This is a marvelous country born of glowing ideals with an opportunity under our new president to regain the respect we lost under the nitwit who was running the country from a rocking horse.

I was in Korea for more than a year ... War is as painful ... I don't write about the Korean War very often ... I knew a kid, barely 19, the life of Fox Company, who was showered with white phosphorous when a mortar round exploded near him .. set him aflame. His shriek ... full of agonizing realities as the phosphorous burned ...

I honor those who step forward to sacrifice themselves .... (But Please) Don't say "thank you" to a combat vet for serving ... just say "I'm sorry" ... And then next time around vote to make the hawks who love war the first to go into battle. We'll have one hell of a lot fewer wars when they discover up close what it's all about.

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Martinez, standing atop the graves of the fallen, feet firmly planted on the soil holding their remains. Beaming, proudly. Not waving the Stars and Stripes, but frothily, rabidly twirling his own personal, partisan political flag. Telling us we are not worthy, of expressing our patriotism. We are incapable. We are disqualified. By virtue of our life arc (and would we please just shut the f*ck up already). For only he. Only Al Martinez can. By virtue of his past service. And only he, and he alone can enter any foreign policy discussions. Express an opinion. Everyone else? Should be sent to the front lines. For a little bullet catching.

In our unfettered expression of love of country. In deep resonant belief in her. In freedom, and democracy. And of course ... not just for us, but for others. Because of that we are cowards. Unfit. Our love of country is invalid. Our hopes for freedom for others, same. Only those who have been subjected to war's ravages, on a formally declared battlefield, with clear lines of demarcation. Can speak. Can speak up. Can speak out. Unapologetic .... depravity.

War is already here Al. It has already arrived. In New York City, on September 11, 2001. In streets and cities around the world. In houses of worship, churches, and in temples. On the streets of Tehran. In railway stations in India. Human beings are being slaughtered. Blood flows. A horrific great river runs.





Militant radical Islam is not content just and only to murder. No Sir. They taking a heretofore unknown pride, and pleasure, in human slaughter. The likes of which the world has never known. Mutilating the genitalia of a Rabbi, and his pregnant wife. As they lay slain in their house of worship.


While much of America is tearily convulsing, together ... hand in hand with MSM. Raising a deranged child molester, a serial sexual predator of children, up to the fanfare and glory of Sainthood. Militant radical Islam marches. Throughout the world. Killing. Destroying. With abandon. These disinfo agents, Garcia, Martinez and Vlasich, seek to distract. These self badged agents seek to silence. To cloud. To mask. To hide. That a lunatic associate of the Muslim Brotherhood, born in Mombasa Kenya. Supra-constitutionally occupies the White House. Hellbent on the speedy, rapid destruction of America. Smilingly indifferent, as the death cult advances around the globe. Maybe, possibly even welcoming it.

Feel free ... to try and take my flag Al, and Steve. Go ahead. Try. Feel free ... to tell me to shut up. Go ahead. Try. In your feeble ingorance. I wouldn't have it any other way. In my America, everyone is given a voice. Everyone is given A vote. Even the completely unhinged lunatic fringe, that now comprises the heart and soul of the Democratic Party.

To my readers, to those who still take pride in America. Who still believe in the ideals of freedom and democracy. On this day, celebrating the founding of this great nation. I wish you a most heartfelt, a most sincere HAPPY FOURTH of JULY!

Elmo

President Obama enacts National Kill a Jew Day

Mombasa born President Obama, today signed legislation enacting national Kill a Jew Day.


Washington - AP - Onetime Kenya native, now illegitimate supra-constitutional 'President' Obama. Speaking at a legislative signing ceremony, in the Oval Office today said:

With this new Holiday, dawns a new day in my quest to sh*t all over them f*cking stinking smelly Jews. And to squat on America's one time friend and ally, Israel. Many of you ... just like me, have wanted to kill a Jew for a very, very long time. Well now is your chance.

Obama from Mombasa went on further:

Ya know ya wanna. Go ahead .... try it!
The Fourth of July now is no longer just for celebrating America's birth, in all her glory, no. It now exists for those of you who have yet to discover the true joy, of kicking Shimeys to the curb. Sure, a few of you maybe aren't quite sure how to begin? Well lemme help ya out.

Just for starters you could spit on one, then yell dirty Kike! (Don't forget to run away). Before moving up to the actual killin. Think how good it will make you feel [better than sex! (trust me)]. Afters? Well then you can work up to boycotting Israeli products. Going into local retail establishments, and trashing or destroying any such products, found on the shelves.

Later, you can join all our peace luv'nderstanding brothers and sisters on campus, in solidarity with all them Institutes a Higha Learnin, and thare Perfessors. And after y'all master pruhnuncyatin it, you can scream apartheid at the top of your lungs. Until you faint (better than sex!). And be sure to tell those hook nosed bagel eaters, they can't have anymore babies either!





I thank you, and my bestest buddies in my (secret) cabinet, members of the Muslim Brotherhood, will also thank you/Allahu Akbar/PBUH.




On a final note, please don't forget to denounce those hundreds of Persians, slaughtered in cold blood. For getting themselves killed, by the militant radical Islamist regime. While standing on a street corner, peacefully chanting for Democracy. And catching bullets with their bare chests (what f*cking nerve!!! what a waste of lead ... JFC!!!). Thus interrupting my oral massage of the Mullahocracy (slurp), again. Anything that gets in the way of, my getting in the way of defanging the regime, is a very bad thing.

And a little reminder, after you kill your Jew, do of course properly dress the corpse. Before grilling.





Come on Barry, taste it first will ya? Please, just try it before you put on the mustard, OK?





And any of the bits leftover, after you butcher and dress your dead Jew? Just put those in a box, and shove it in a furnace (easy peesy/nuttin tuit).

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Did a screen capture, of today's AlterNet.org. And nowhere, anywhere, will you find the word IRAN. Even once, on the whole entire page, at all, period. Zeep, zeeero, nada (no different than Spike Lee, telling children to ignore any negative things, that they hear about Michael Jackson). But of course (Dear blog reader), you will find this exquisitely fresh steamin' pile a'excrement at AlterNet, instead:

(highly edited for clarity)

.... Israel and Jews can be compared to the Ku Klux Klan, or Nazis. Putting libertarians in a painfully awkward position. Forcing them to choose whether to defend the constitutional rights of free speech (what a fookin pain in the ass that filthy rag the Constitution is). Or to protect the earth's five and a half billion minority, from expressions of extremism and violence. By those twelve million Joo's, who somehow still manage to survive [by just going ahead and finishing the job already (Allahu Akbar/PBUH)].

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How long I been warnin ya bout Islam? Huh? Didn't listen to me ... noooo.

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And what's the deal here Chip Reid? I mean really, did you forget who you work for? Of course ... that is ... if you still have a job?

THIS IS HOW IT STARTS PEOPLE!

Standing up for that which is right. Not ignoring wrong doing. Speaking up, speaking out. There is a nauseating odor, a dreadful evil stench. A true horror befouling the White House. Hell hath arrived here on earth. At home, in our America. In Washington DC. Sure, some of you Zicamsters ... are unable to smell. Others, are just merely plugging their noses. But Patriots, true Americans. DO NOT REMAIN SILENT. And now we see, one and all .... the beginning, of the end, of the illegitimate, unconstitutional, Mombasa Kenya born Obama administration (pray G*d). Go Helen! (via Drudge)

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I didn't say Orwell. Nope. Did you say Orwell? No ... I didn't say Orwell .... did you say Orwell? No, wasn't me .... (via Drudge)

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Another day, another peesa doodie from L.A. Daily News' editor, Carolina Garcia. Front page, lower left (rather apropos). Propaganda for her commie buddies:

Isolation grows after coup in Honduras

As thousands of Hondurans demonstrate for the return of their ousted President, France, Spain, and Italy join other nations in recalling ambassadors.

Why even f*cking bother Carolina? Do you really believe that everyone is a stupid, deranged libturd, just like you? Do you even know how to read? F*ck. Do you even know what an editor does?

Do you even have the slightest clue what a stank, nasty, steaming pile of sh*t you are? (why yes, I duzz feel better/tyvm).

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Call me a pussy (go 'head). But I'm gunna be hard pressed, not to shed a tear. When looking up at the night sky, this Fourth of July. While Mombasa Kenya born, Barack Hussein Obama, still occupies the white House.

GHUA

THERE IS NO PANIC BUTTON

Sorry ..... there is no easy switch.




No store you can go to.



WE have been tasked by the L*rd, with saving the Republic. Us.
Without rhyme or reason, inexplicably ... we find ourselves standing in a pit, filled with vipers. With nothing other than our bare hands, our uneasy spat upon spirit to crush these serpents. And render them back unto Gehenna. America cries out, trampled underfoot by Mephistopheles' agents. We cannot fail her. We must not. We shall find a way. For us, for our beloved Republic. She who lives in all our hearts, dwells in all our minds. The very idea, America being capriciously shat upon by Obama, Axelrod, and Emmanuel. Even proudly, as if a worthless nothing, a disposable undergarment.

We shall save her, we shall restore her honor, her dignity. Her rightful place as the most glorious idea. That will never die. A treasure to never be squandered. And certainly not by foreign born Obama, or his agents of misfortune. These miscreant bugs, these harbingers of darkness, this evil ... it shall be dispatched.

Bring it on.

While the left and MSM see one Barack Hussein Obama, from Mombasa Kenya. As Abe Lincoln/Martin Luther King/Gandhi/Tony Hawk/the Tooth Fairy/Father Knows Best/the Messiah/Tinkerbell/(I Dream of) Jeannie (w or w.o. teeties). Projecting all of their socialist/utopian hopes ideals and dreams upon, The One. Abandoning all thought, or even the tiniest smidge of reason. We cannot turn away from the evil which now envelops the land. We will not run. We will not hide. We will not be deterred.

This is not a game.

This is not a joke.

This is not a drill.

Tell everyone you know, everyone you see. That Barrack Hussein Obama's days as President, of the United States of America, are numbered. He is not American born. He is not a citizen. He is a traitor, an errand boy for the Muslim Brotherhood.

When they ask, gently smile, gently say no, you're not joking (though you wish you were). It be reality ... tell em. Serious (as a heart attack). They can put that in their pipe, and smoke it. For us, there is no panic button, no easy switch. Do not fear, there is still you, there is still me. US, WE, AMERICA. We can save her, it is not too late. We are going to get through this. Each day, it will rain sh*t. Each day it will be a trial. A test of our will, a test of our spirit. Make no mistake, though they try, the Obama administration's daily media onslaugtht will not crush us. We shall arise. This nightmare will end. For they have yet to witness the fury that they have unleashed.



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OBAMA 'O8: Israel a constant sore ... an infection.

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Direct link/url/vid two


Obama's mask slips even further: Interviewed in The Atlantic, Barack Obama tells us that Israel is a "constant wound... a constant sore..." and an infection.


Infection or bacteria... I wish these guys would make up their minds!


So. I'm going round the net this morn, clicking links, reading links, gathering links, saving links. About Barack Hussein Obama's birth, in Mombasa (that would be Kenya, for anyone taking notes). And I wonder, how is it possible. How could we have so easily missed the obvious? Willful indifference? Doubt? Laziness? Uncertainty? Fear. Fear of being called .... oh no, please no ... a racist! Prolly a whole bunch of reasons. We can certainly put MSM at or near the top. For/of this act of treason. But we are here now, in this minute. In this moment. And in this moment ... THERE IS A TRAITOR IN THE WHITE HOUSE. Our lives are in real jeopardy. Our world, our world entire, is completely upside down. This is not a game. This is not a joke. This is not a drill. This sh*tstorm is all to real. It will not end in a day, it will not end in a week. But mark my words, the Obama adminstration will end. And the bugs who have crawled up from the depths of hell. Will be given free passage back. Our country is under attack. Stand fast. Stand tall. Stand proud. Do not yield.



Direct link/url/vid three

Smoke em if ya gottz.

Barry? No ... he can go f*ck himself (as always).

P.S. Barky

Don't be afraid ya little bunny rabbit ... for all you have done is to awaken a sleeping giant, and filled it with a terrible resolve.