Thursday, August 31, 2006

Jack Shrack

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In order to not follow in the questionable footsteps of Gerhard Schroeder, France's President goes the product endorsement route. Seen here at the product launch of PocketPal II, a personal battery operated auto-erotic device. Now dubbed 'No Hands.' Eliciting a guffaw from Germany's current President Merkel.

Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Rebels Without a Clue

Reconquista ..... a movement? [Or something the nurse asks you about while in the hospital (pertaining to bowels)].

D.T. has some truly lovely political art up on his site.

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Art by D. T. Devareaux

I'm still not in the biggest blogging mood, after getting some rather disappointing financial news yesterday. So, instead of commenting over there, as I had promised D.T., I'll take the lazy weasel route, posting here, in lieu of hunting down something else to blog about (and hope that I'm forgiven).

In my junior high school, there were a few flaming libs (though I had some interest in politics, I had not yet attained that status). And one or two of them politic'd on campus. Rebels without a cause. Just as I see the chants by today's disaffected youth, of white man go home.

Then, it was Vietnam. Today it is anything that moves. Booze schuh waw zee kiddies with nothing really better to do. Pawns of commie fruitcakes A.N.S.W.E.R., code pink eye, and all those fifth column c*cksuckers over at CBS, CNN, WashPost, NYT's, Reuters etc. ad infinitum.

Yes, many of those protesting in the streets may not be melanin deprived. Their parents may not have been born here. And they may be seriously delusional. But they are protesting as members of our American society. That they call for the downfall of an established existence, that lets them do what they do. Is of course completely lost on them.

I don't see them as thinking or speaking for their parents. Who have provided them with the chance to grab at the brass American ring. Through their oft brutal labors. I have never met a single working Mexican immigrant who had even a microgram of energy, after a day's work, to have any interest in politics. Other than that of survival (green card, or amnesty).

I see no toe hold for these young flaky nihilists to chisel even a flake off of America's foundation. Our country is strong enough to let them yelp. To even entertain the sounds and images of them doing so.

Buld that border barrier. Make it secure. And please do clarify existing immigration policy. But I don't think that these whining children, with a fruity liberal bent, are anything to worry about. They're children. Ignorant of their own ideals. As I once was, back not too long ago. Before making the crossing from left, to center, to right.

All this worry to me is misplaced. So much fuss. With all that is going on today in the world, all the truly nasty characters, both here and abroad. Some misguided kids, participating (as it were), in the politcal process, to me is a good thing. It is American. I see nothing to fear in their romance of liberalism. As deranged as it is. Let 'em squeal. Let liberal media hoist them aloft to exalted plateaus.

If and when they engage in the fire bombing of homes, condominiums, recreational resorts, and automotive dealerships. Like the white bread Earth Liberation Front. Then I'll be alarmed. Abbie Hoffman once sparked some trepidation of Pentagon brass, when he announced that he was going to levitate the building.

I do not see the reconquista clowns as speaking for anyone. Not their parents, nor immigrants lined up around the Home Depot, or standing in the greasy steam cloud of a dishwashing station at hundreds of thousands of restaurants, or behind a million or more lawnmowers.

Those individuals are not here to plant a flag, take a stand, or blaze new trails of existence. They are here to earn a living for themselves, their families. They want to live in America. They want to be citizens of these United States. They want that which we take for granted.

That those of little age and experience are being corrupted by pink dildoes holding a fresh Starbucks blended. Simply points to a greater ill. Disnformation in a time of both wonder and change. As well a time of war.

I do not confuse these elfin with our true enemies. Though they certainly be misguided.

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O.K. .... gotts me zipper up. Flame away.

Yeah, sure ..... no depth, no specifics. But to me this issue, a large dimensional one is not an abstraction. To me it is about people. People I have known. People I have worked with. People who were my friends, neighbors, classmates, business proprietors whom I patronized. And yes, even women that I have dated. It has never been 'them and us' for me. It was always we. We fellow human beings, members of the same communities. Sharing and participating in each other's lives. In this wonderful nation of ours.

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Of Poverty Pimps, 'Peace' Profiteers, and al-Reuters

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The world's insanity continues unabated ..... Reuters continues to joyously sugg their own deek. While Kofi polishes his brass to a mighty high lustre. And Jesse gets yarmulka widdit.

Annan flies to south Lebanon

BEIRUT (Reuters) -Secretary-General Kofi Annan flew to south Lebanon on Tuesday to see the devastated region ..... Annan landed by helicopter in the southern town of Naqoura .....He was expected to fly over border areas that bore the brunt of Israeli air strikes and artillery shelling ....

Annan is seeking to turn the truce into a lasting ceasefire ...... "Without the full implementation of resolution 1701 I fear the risk is great for a renewal of hostilities" he said.

(How many sides of one's mouth can a person speak out of at the same time?).

The war cost the lives of nearly 1,200 people, mainly civilians, in Lebanon, as well as 157 Israelis, mostly soldiers.

[Woohoo Reuters! Gosh I love this one ..... the implication being, that only civilians died in Lebanon (no Hezbollah). And that only Israeli soldiers died (no civilians). And those Israeli soldiers, died while they were killing Lebanese civilians. Aaah Reuters, sniff .... sniff, what a smell].

At his news conference in Beirut, Annan urged Hizbollah to release (the) two Israeli soldiers .....

[But only if he or Jesse get the credit ...]

"The secretary-general offered his good offices" to settle the issue, Annan's spokesman Ahmad Fawzi said on Tuesday.

[Maybe if we changed the wording a little bit? How bout: "The secretary-general offered his good orifices" to settle the issue (?)]

Ekmeleddin Ihsanoglu, the head of the Organization of the Islamic Conference, told Reuters on Monday he expected Muslim countries to pledge around 7,000 troops (to UNIFIL).

(Everyone can go home now!)

Everyone that is ..... except Hezbollah

Hezbollah building bunkers near Israeli border

JERUSALEM – Hezbollah, with the help of Iran, has started building underground war bunkers in Palestinian camps in south Lebanon just a few miles from the Israeli border, according to senior Lebanese officials.

And now for something completely different ....

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Rev. Jesse Jackson discusses prisoner exchange with Hamas leader

Jesse Jackson met with Hamas leader Khaled Mashaal in Syria and offered to mediate a(n) prisoner swap .... During their meeting Sunday night, Jackson offered to broker a deal "to release the Israeli soldier captured by the Palestinian resistance"

Let's see now ....... Hezbollah are doling out fresh, crisp American hundred dollar bills. By the suitcase full, in Southern Lebanon (courtesy of Moo Moo Ahmadinejad). What are the odds that the world's two largest poverty pimps would then show up in the region? Gott'z your bookie on the phone, huh? Ask him whadd dah odds are that one of those there suitcases somehow ends up on Kofi's helicopter? Or is magically secreted in one of Jesse's steamer trunks? If I wuzz a bettin' man ........

And just because Jesse's standing on foreign soil, that won't stop him from criticizing his country and its leaders (just the kind of guy he is).

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And it certainly won't stop him from whoring for Militant Radical Islam (just the kind of guy he is). 'Look hyar Hymie' he sez to the camera ..... 'see me put on a Yiddisha doo-rag' (in a Jewish temple, in Damascus). 'See, I'm down with my Joo brothers too ..... bwahahahahahaha'

Even Hamas is confused by all the Bullsh*t

Hamas figure slams Gaza 'anarchy'

The Gaza Strip is in the grip of anarchy and Palestinians must stop blaming Israel for all their problems, a senior Hamas figure has said.

Ghazi Hamad, chief spokesman for the Hamas government, said the hope that followed Israel's pull-out last year had been replaced with "a nightmare".

Gaza is at the mercy of thugs, he said, and pleaded for an end to deadly clan rivalries ..... "I am not interested in discussing the ugliness and brutality of the occupation .... instead, I prefer self-criticism and self evaluation," Mr Hamad wrote. He said life in Gaza City now involved "unimaginable chaos" .....

And he was also critical of militants who fire crudely-made rockets into Israel, saying ordinary Palestinians paid a high price when Israel responded militarily to such attacks. Mr Hamad said Gazans should stop laying the blame for their mistakes at the door of the Israeli occupation.

Since this little goofy tidbit is courtesy of the Beeb, I did have to check my calendar. And apparently it is not April fool's Day today. Now I'm confused.

Monday, August 28, 2006

Cindy Sheehan Announces Nuptials

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To Mike Whitney (former program director of the Snohomish County Democrats of Washington State).
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Mike Whitney: Fox reporter kidnappings justified

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News agencies are reporting that Jessie Jackson, will officiate at the ceremony ......

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Howdie Doodie will give the bride away ......

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Hugo Chavez is mentioned in the wire reports as being the best man.

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And Michael Moore is listed in the announcement as both catering supervisor and food guardian. AP mentions in their report, that he will also be filming his latest documentary during the reception, titled: Food and Me.

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Mel Gibson confirms that he was invited to the wedding, but his spokesperson says he will be unable to attend. Mel, seen here at an AA meeting on his patio in Malibu. Has been keeping a low profile of late.

Rob Reiner wasn't invited. But then no one gives a flying hop skip and a jump at a donut, what he says.


Should anyone be surprised that network TV types, and Hollyweirdsters don't have a clue?


Don't say I never gave you nothing ....

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Sunday, August 27, 2006

My F*cking Head is Going to Explode

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Kidnappers release Fox News reporters in Gaza Strip

The two Fox News journalists kidnapped in the Gaza Strip on Aug. 14 were released Sunday afternoon ..... Also Sunday monring a video was released by the kidnappers showing the two prisoners in good health. During the recording, the journalists claim that they have converted to Islam, a decision that they say was made without any coercion. Sitting on the floor in a traditional Islamic robe, they also condemn Israel for their military operations in the Gaza Strip.

What did you do in the war, UNIFIL?

DURING THE RECENT month-long war between Hezbollah and Israel, U.N. "peacekeeping" forces made a startling contribution: They openly published daily real-time intelligence, of obvious usefulness to Hezbollah, on the location, equipment, and force structure of Israeli troops in Lebanon.

UNIFIL--the United Nations Interim Force in Lebanon, a nearly 2,000-man blue-helmet contingent that has been present on the Lebanon-Israel border since 1978--is officially neutral. Yet, throughout the recent war, it posted on its website for all to see precise information about the movements of Israeli Defense Forces soldiers and the nature of their weaponry and materiel, even specifying the placement of IDF safety structures within hours of their construction. New information was sometimes only 30 minutes old when it was posted, and never more than 24 hours old.

Meanwhile, UNIFIL posted not a single item of specific intelligence regarding Hezbollah forces. Statements on the order of Hezbollah "fired rockets in large numbers from various locations" and Hezbollah's rockets "were fired in significantly larger numbers from various locations" .....

Defying U.N., Iran Opens Nuclear Reactor

KHONDAB, Iran (AP) - An Iranian plant that produces heavy water officially went into operation on Saturday, despite U.N. demands that Tehran stop the activity because it can be used to develop a nuclear bomb.

President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad inaugurated the plant, which Tehran says is for peaceful purposes.

The announcement comes days before Thursday's U.N. deadline for Iran to stop uranium enrichment - which also can be used to create nuclear weapons - or face economic and political sanctions. Tehran has called the U.N. Security Council resolution "illegal" and said it won't stop enrichment as a precondition to negotiations.

Mohammed Saeedi, the deputy head of the Atomic Energy Organization of Iran, said the heavy water plant is "one of the biggest nuclear projects" in the country, state-run television reported. He said the plant will be used in the pharmaceutical field and in diagnosing cancer.

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4:30 a.m.

I Am Not A Terrorist

After reading about blogger Raed Jarrar's experience at JFK (he was forced to take off a shirt with Arabic writing on it or miss his flight), I finally stopped being depressed about the war on terror and began being proactively pissed off. I made this shirt, which says "I am not a terrorist" in Arabic. I plan to wear it every time I go to the airport from now on.

We have already given away too many freedoms in the name of war on terror. Freedom of speech cannot be one of them.

To quote Bruce Schneier:

"The point of terrorism is to cause terror, sometimes to further a political goal and sometimes out of sheer hatred. The people terrorists kill are not the targets; they are collateral damage. And blowing up planes, trains, markets or buses is not the goal; those are just tactics. The real targets of terrorism are the rest of us: the billions of us who are not killed but are terrorized because of the killing. The real point of terrorism is not the act itself, but our reaction to the act."

— What the Terrorists Want

I offer this shirt as my response to the ridiculousness of the hysteria. All the shirts are set to $1.00 more than the Spreadshirt base price — all profits will be sent to the ACLU.

The real point of terrorism is not the act itself, but our reaction to the act. We are reacting badly.

Buy a shirt, don't buy a shirt, I don't care. Let's just all calm down.

Calm down? F*ck off and die ya little upside down fruitcake.

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

How I Love the U.N.

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Let Me Count the Ways

Hizbollah mourners on a funeral parade shoved aside anti-tank barriers at a United Nations base in Lebanon yesterday.

The party had been told it would be allowed to bury three "martyrs" at the Naqoura town cemetery inside the UN Interim Force in Lebanon (Unifil) compound, but only if there was no flag-waving or political sloganising.

When the chanting procession, several hundred strong, reached the gates, it found the way barred by cruci-form steel tank traps. Mourners argued with the French guards, but failed to gain entry.

A mob of young men then dragged the barriers away and the UN opened the gates. "They will eat us alive," said a middle-aged official as the throng surged in.

A column of black-shirted men carried the three coffins to the graveyard. They waved yellow Hizbollah banners and portraits of the movement's leader, Hassan Nasrallah, and yelled anti-Israeli and anti-American doggerel.

How large this conflict grows? How long the world will be held hostage to Militant Radical Islam? How disheartening that many here in the West have already surrendered.

But at least we can always count on the U.N. ..... to do nothing.

Sunday, August 20, 2006

Cry Baby Cry

Make your mother sigh

Eleanor Clift gets her cry baby on early. For the fall elections, and possibly the '08 Prez contest. Repubs can't possibly win a fair fight, in a fair election. There has to be something afoot, manipulation or skullduggery? People just don't vote for Repubs, on the issues. Try as hard as the Dems do to fabricate one of their own, pull one out of their posterior. Or hypnotize themselves into a freenzy with virtual and atomic fifth column marches against the larger population.(Yes that's right ..... Bush WON. As fictional a word as the Libs know not, with daily disinfo breakfasts of electronic voting bugaboos). And well, at least she could come up with something new? October Surprise? - - - - Really, wow ..... how ummm original! (ride that dead horse, girl).

War is here Eleanor, in all its bloody splendor. And it will remain for years to come. Repub or Dem. Peacenik or Hawk. Militant Radical Islam couldn't give a flying leap at a Krispy Kreme who is in office. Or who/how many voted for them. Blood is all they know, all they will know. Until such time as they drown in their own. More will be shed. More lives lost, destroyed, tossed in the refuse pile on Militant Radical Islam's march to the global caliphate.

It matters not a whit our words. Or even our thoughts. Whether we agree, or disagree. They will come crawling in the night. Lay quietly asleep in your warm bed Eleanor. Dreaming of puppies and kittens, and summer carnivals. And ice cream picnics. Ignore reality whole.

We will all survive the onslaught of the insect horde together. Or die in fragments of a society torn apart. Your artificial tears, for your artificial construct notwithstanding. Me, I will not surrender on my knees. I will not offer my head up under the sword of the Islamist's defiling of life. This life I cherish. In all its complexity. And its sometime difficulty. Chersih your self deception, Eleanor. Hold dear to it. Do not let it go. Take comfort in it. The truth be too great a burden for you, too much a horror. Though it not be of our making, or choosing.

Some of us actually have peeked out from under the covers. We are not crying in the dark, at the evil Rethugs. We are simply shining a light in the dark. At monsters. Not fabrications. Not lies. Foul life forms feeding on the beauty and joy that is life. Consuming real human beings with a lust beyond many's desire to comprehend. They are real Dear Eleanor. Real monsters.

But enough scary bedtime stories. Back under the covers for you. Nighty night, sweet dreams.

Monday, August 14, 2006

Why They Fight

In an effort to join the few other billions of us here, on Planet Earth (currently living in the new millenium). Different models of career training are now being explored by Islamists in the Middle East:

1) JournaMuslim. Sh*t ... if CBS, CNN, NYT's, WashPost, and the L.A. Times can do it, fuggit, so can we! (Does anyone know what a starting employee in the mailroom at A.N.S.W.E.R. makes?).

2) Fauxtography, Art & Propaganda. And here you thought da Joos controlled the media ..... (bwahahahaha). We're not terrorists, No Sir of Maam. We're digital artistes! (In training).

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3) CAD/CAM. Learning current manufacturing and design. In the area of transportable, field deployable rocketry, and guided missile systems.

4) War Tourism. The new thing, the now thing.

5) All the Good Enemies are Taken (poverty, hunger, disease).

6) Because They Love Their Children. Many Muslims in the Middle East are taught to kill the Jew.
And, being fine upstanding Muzzy parents, they do as they are told, and teach the same. To their children (why even American Muzzies love their children. Go figure).

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Photo by Zombie.

7) Clitorectomies for Everyone!

8) Nothing Good on MuslimTV (except the same ole kill the Jooo cartoons).

9) Peaceful G*ds are sooo passe.

10) Because when Nasrallah, Meshaal, Ahmadinejad, and Bin Laden are all dead. They've still got Mel Gibson (woo hoo!)

11) It's all a Jooish plot. What kind of plot? Who planned it? What its goal and purpose are? No one knows. But, apparently it makes the Muslims angry. Really, really angry. And likely the Jews do it (plot), because they feel the Muslims don't actually hate them enough (boy thoose Jooos sure are smart!).

12) To give fairyland residents something to do (let's have a Muzzy parade!) Faux photos? Who needs 'em. We ain't proud (of being Hizzb*tchallah supporters), we just don't have a clue (but we does luv a parade) [Actually we do it for the children .... "Israel needs to stop bombing children," said 9-year-old Raylena Anderson, who stood on the fringes of the crowd with her grandfather and four cousins].

14) Generous humanitarians that we are (!), we also want to give hope and encouragement to second rate neocon bloggers everywhere. That yes, televison news and 'old' news, really do suck.

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Clothed Insects on the Wing

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Carried by a mild refreshing afternoon breeze

Clear starried evening skies

Full moon giving way to cool morning

The charged ions bring change .... and possibilities

Fall approaches