Anechoic Room Interviews Rosie O'Donnell
Good Morning Vietnam, Anechoic Room here ... with a very special interview. Today we have her Royal Highness Queen Rosie. In what promises to be a great moment of enlightened mint.
Good Morning Queenie, and Welcome.
Bush's fault!
Ummm Rosie .... we haven't started, I haven't actually aksed you a question yet.
Oh, I'm sorry .... stupid white people?
Your Royal Highness, I still haven't asked you a question yet.
I know, just covering all bases. If it isn't Bush's fault, then it has to be stupid white people's fault.
Forgive me your Royale with Cheese, but you look a little pasty to me.
This is just a disguise, I'm really a Happy Shiny Person. Which of course ..... as any being with half a brain knows, makes me omniscient.
I certainly am impressed your Royale Cheddarness, I just didn't know. Please, forgive me.
No problem, happens all the time. I ... the Great Rosie, forgive you Hop Sing.
Excuse me?
Hop Sing, Ching Chong ... what the f*ck is the difference? All you Asian mofo's sound the same to me.
Now wait just a minute there, are you saying all Asians are responsible for the Virginia Tech massacre?
Oh no, that was the NRA that pulled the trigger more than a hundred times. Sick, demented and deranged paranoid schizophrenics don't kill people. Stupid white members of the NRA kill people. You obviously haven't been taking notes.
Amazing.
That's what Einstein said.
You talk to Albert Einstein?
He calls me from time to time, he likes to keep up with the latest developments in string theory.
From the grave?
All us higher beings don't ever really die.
Forgive my impertinence.
No problem .....
I have lots and lots of alternate realities ..... [cue at 2:05 (watch through 2:15)]. And really, there is no stack of bloody corpses too high, that I won't climb up on. To plant my political flag.
Thank You for being here today Your Royale Highness.
Your pleasure I'm sure. And Please ..... don't forget to watch my morning show
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posted by AnechoicRoom at 8:42 AM
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