Sunday, October 23, 2005

Head 'em up, move 'em out. Move 'em on, head 'em out. Rawhide!

Rollin', rollin', rollin' .......

Experts Warn of “Peak Pony”

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Republicans have had it tough over the last few weeks, with President Bush approval ratings below 40%, the indictment of .... Tom DeLay .... (and) the expected indictment of several senior White House officials .... Republican woes have been a boon for the pony markets, which have seen prices soar to historic highs due to increased demand from ecstatic liberals.

This spike in demand has led many experts to warn of a near-term pony shortage, and led to fears that the world may be approaching “Peak Pony”, the point at which nations are no longer able to meet their vital pony needs.

For most of the 20th century, ponies were primarily used as imaginary companions for giggling pre-teen girls. However, the market base for ponies has expanded considerably in recent weeks and months, as liberal euphoria has reached .... giddy heights

Via ghost in the machine.


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