Oh I wish I were a militant radical Islamist

That is what I'd truly like to be.
'Cause if I were a militant radical Islamist,
I could claim everyone was peeing on mee ... e---e.

Oh I wish I were a militant radical Islamist.
That is what I'd truly like to be.
'Cause if I were a militant radical Islamist,
Then I could kill for Mr. Al Huh and Mo.

Oh I wish I were a militant radical Islamist.
That is what I'd truly like to be.
'Cause if I were a militant radical Islamist,
I could dream of a world without Jews and Christians, all of them drowning in a blood red sea.


'16 die in cartoon protests in Nigeria'

LAGOS, Nigeria (CNN) -- Sixteen people were killed and 11 churches were burned Saturday in Nigeria ..... The violence comes a day after at least 10 people were killed in Libya and another in Pakistan, where five deaths have been reported in the past week ..... There also were reports of attacks on businesses owned by Christians (in Nigeria).


Oh I wish I were a CNN correspondent.
That is what I'd truly like to be.
'Cause if I were a CNN correspondent,
I could write stupid sh*t all the time and live in a world of make believe.


"Peaceful protests in London"

An angry but peaceful protest in the British capital Saturday drew more than 15,000 people to Trafalgar Square. They prayed before marching through Hyde Park. Many carried placards. "Europe lacks respect for others," stated one placard. "Don't they teach manners in Denmark?" asked another. Taji Mustafa, a spokesman for the Muslim Action Committee, said the protests are sparked by the Muslim people's reverence for the prophet (Mohammed).


WARNING! COFFEE SPEW ALERT. WARNING!


Mustafa added that the cartoons were reminiscent of attacks on Jews in European publications in the 1930s. "Now there is a demonization of the Muslim community, so we have to speak up to prevent something like the Holocaust from happening," he said.






Oh, and by the way ..... have I mentioned that Islam is the religion of peace? I have .... oh ok, nevermind then.