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'One dead in attacks on Egyptian churches'

CAIRO, Egypt (AP) - Worshippers at three Christian churches came under attack from knife-wielding assailants during Mass Friday. One worshipper was killed and more than a dozen wounded in the simultaneous attacks in the northern city of Alexandria. Police were searching for three men.

Initial reports said 10 people were injured at the Saints Church in downtown Alexandria and three at the nearby Mar Girgis Church. A third attacker wounded four worshippers at a church in Abu Qir, a few miles to the east.



Ban this you fugging Dhimmis



'South Park banned from showing Muhammad'

NEW YORK // Banned by Comedy Central from showing an image of the Islamic prophet Muhammad, the creators of "South Park" skewered their own network for hypocrisy in the cartoon's most recent episode. The comedy -- in an episode aired during Holy Week for Christians -- instead featured an image of Jesus Christ defecating on President Bush and the American flag.



7:50 a.m. No snark required.

'Poll: Sinking Perceptions Of Islam'

a new CBS News poll finds fewer than one in five say their impression of the religion is favorable. Forty-five percent of respondents queried April 6 - 9 said they have an unfavorable view of Islam, a rise from 36 percent in February.



8:40 a.m. Taqiya for Dimmies/Dummies (Elmo's simple and easy two click guide).

'Report: Hamas will recognize Israel'

'Mashaal meets with al-Qaida leader'

Optional extra credit; see also: Hudna.



Outside the Beltway linked with OTB Caption Jam/Weekend Caption Jam Linkfest/Saturday Traffic Jam/Other Humor: Anechoic Room is making a pig of himself.