Sunday, April 16, 2006

BREAKING: Washington Post Taken Over by Armed Hasidic Jews

Forced to print brilliant truthful editorial. National guard units have been called up, and the situation is tense. There are scattered eports of much hair pulling by the flaming liberals trapped inside. No reports yet of shots having been fired, but crying and wailing can be clearly heard from outside the building, by those watching from behind the perimeter.

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A staffer seen through a window via telephoto lens, from outside the newsroom (photo by Bushiesfault Allduhtime/AFP)

More as the situation develops.


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