Friday, July 14, 2006

Thus Ends an Era

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Mr. T Sheds Gold After Katrina Destruction

Associated Press - PASADENA, Calif. - Mr. T has given himself a makeover. The former television action star shed the piles of gold chains that were his signature look after witnessing the destruction from Hurricane Katrina.

"As a spiritual man, I felt it would be a sin against my God for me to wear all that gold again because I spent a lot of time with the less fortunate," the actor said Thursday at the Television Critics Association's summer meeting.

And as One Era Ends ..... Another Begins

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Hi, I'm Joe Wilson .... and this is my wife Valerie. Yes, that's right. Two commie traitors who somehow avoided the firing squad. Well, while one hurdle has passed, another approaches. We've run out of walking around money. Can't do martinis with lunch in the Beltway like we used to. Or go shopping on Fifth Avenue. A real foogin pisser I tell ya. Hey, what's a deranged acid dropping flower child to do?

Well (I like that word), we've come up with a plan. All the rest of you commie sympathizers send us money [no rubles, dollars (they don't take rubles at the Russian Tea Room .... I know, I tried)].

The Joseph and Valerie Wilson Legal Support Truss Fund

Yes, I would like to support the Wilsons in their efforts to hold the hands of those who are gullible and have accounts. To make a contribution, please select the amount below:

$10,000.00 (Valerie will model a truss for you)

“Please help Valerie and me in our efforts by lending your truss or support undergarment.”-- Assbassador Joseph Wilson. Or ..... make checks payable to “The Joseph and Valerie Wilson Legal Support Truss and Undergarment,” and mail them to:

The Joseph and Valerie Wilson Legal Support Truss
P.O. Box 40918
Washington, D.C. 20016-0918

All contributions will be deposited with some commie lib lawyers, and will be disbursed as needed to pay (themselves), the legal team representing the Wilsons. Especially when they take them to expensive restaurants for lunch or dinner. There are no contribution limits and contributions are not tax deductible. Contributions up to $12,000 are not subject to gift tax. You should consult your own personal tax advisors regarding any other potential gift tax consequences. Not valid in all socialist societies, your mileage may vary.



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