Stop the presses!

Front Page.

Above the Fold.

Unemployment in the county dropped.

From 12.5% to 12.4%.

What is that like uh ... a one thousandth?

OMG.


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Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!


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Addendum, Sunday March 28, 11:00 a.m.

And Ms. Garcia's a lying sack a sh*t too. Today, Sunday's front page (re: the Palin/Tea Party event in Nevada). We get: "about 7000". Even the AP themselves, wouldn't dare (be caught), lying so bald faced.

Mar 27, 7:52 PM (ET) [Timestamp, AP article]

"At least 9,000 people streamed into tiny Searchlight"

Of course, those in attendance pegged the crowd at MORE than ten thousand (in the middle of the freakin desert). And possibly even fifteen thousand?


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Addendum, Sunday March 28, 3:00 p.m.

It is worse ... things are much worse than I thought.

CNN's Fredericka Whitfield:

"Former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin (is here) in Searchlight, Nev., the backyard of Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, but today it's the backdrop of this Tea Party Express ... hundreds of people, at least dozens of people - we haven't gotten a count of how many people turned out here."


What is there to say that hasn't already been said?


This is not a game.

This is not a joke.

This is not a drill.




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Addendum, Sunday March 28, 5:00 p.m.

Wow. Just wow.

Crude Maher Urges Democrats to Treat Republicans as Tiger Woods Did His Conquests

Maher quoted from Woods: “I want to treat you rough, throw you around, spank and slap you and make you sore....I'm going to tell you to shut the f**k up while I slap your face and pull your hair for making noise.” Maher declared that “perfectly represents the attitude the Democrats should now have in their dealings with the Republican Party.”

“Democrats need to push the rest of their agenda while their boot is on the neck of the greedy, poisonous old reptile”

"And yet, even before the Democrats got to take a single victory lap, they were being warned not to get drunk with power. I disagree. All you Democrats do a shot and then do another. Get drunk on this feeling of not backing down and doing what you came to Washington to do." (Editor: Please do. Pretty please. Wit sugah on top).

"I learned something watching the lying bullies of the right lose this one. When they’re losing, they squeal like a pig. They kept saying things like, the bill was being 'shoved down our throats'. Or the Democrats were 'ramming it through'. The bill was so big they 'couldn't take it all at once'.

"Now pass the cap-and-trade law, you stupid b*tch, and repeat after me, ‘global warming is real'."

"we need to put terrorists and other human rights violators on trial in civilian courts -- starting with Dick Cheney"


Oh ... you so funny (Bill). Me laugh you long time:



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Addendum, Monday March 29, 10:00 a.m.

We now live in a world so devoid of thought, and for far too many ... reason. And JUST LIKE nazi Germany, an untold number of supplicants are lying prostate before King Hussein. Living only to support the state and dear leader. With the whole of their being ... demonizing and attacking this country's citizens, who dare not bow unto him.

Another day ... another round of Find the Missing Word!

Suicide bombers kill 38 in Moscow’s subway

Unbelievably, we go twenty nine whole paragraphs (a thousand words?). Two niner, 29. Before we even get a hint. A single iotaic clue. A teency weency, itsy bitsy lil whisper. But then, it isn't even to report the news. No. It is merely/and only to castigate (f*cking racists!).

Ekho Moskvy radio said two women wearing Muslim-style headscarves were beaten by four or five passengers on a metro train after the bombings.

This is the day.

This is the time.

This is the hour.

Make no mistake.

None.

They can only take, what we surrender.

And me, I'm not feeling cowardly. DO stay in pocket people. PLEASE (pretty please) do. DO wait for the return of Democracy ... via the ballot box. On this November 2. And, on which ever day the Supremes slap that smelly maggot King Hussein, all the f*cking way back to Mombasa.

But should day turn to naught. Should hell come to our doorsteps. Should its stench befoul our families, our children, our homes, our communities, and our friends.

We will arise.

We will never surrender to the forces of darkness.

Not now.

Not ever.

King Hussein: Bring it on.

Gladly?

No. Most certainly not.

With much trepidation.

But bring it, bring it we will.

Should events transpire/require.

This is not a game.

This is not a joke.

This is not a drill.