Dead Horse Opera; scene 14 ...... Breakfast is Served.

Basil has a nice little assortment of nosh this morning, for those who need a little early Pajamas Media bump? I like this one, Dan Riehl get's all serious on their patoots (an no I ain' joking). Call it free businees and spiritual advice (if you will?). But then, it's all serious and sh*t (wait, I already said that).

Martini Republic get's all unsentimental about the PJM Death Pool. Saying where's the suspense, where's the drama?

The 9rules Network gets all objective and sh*t (the word of the day. There will be a test afterwards). OSM + Pajamas + $3.5M != 9rules

Getting back to our metier ... we were amused at a few of the Google/Adsense listings, displayed during our morning meander around the sphere (looking at all things PJ's). The Pajamas you dream about ..... Capture the mystery of the Orient with Cherry Blossom Batik. A thousand pink blooms on sale now! Shop the Pink Collection

From Wearable Vegetables
SHIITAKE HAPPENS · SUSHI IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS · HOW MERLOT CAN YOU GO? · STEM CELERY RESEARCH · BETTER LATTE THAN NEVER · LIME FLIES WHEN YOU'RE HAVING FUN - MARGARITA! · COSMIC COSMOPOLITAN-MARTINI! · SHE WORE AN ITSY BITSY TEENY WEENY YELLOW POLKA DOT ZUCCHINI · BEYOND A REASONABLE TROUT · SEA BASS RUN.RUN BASS RUN · THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HUMMUS · SILENCE OF THE YAMS · LORD OF THE ONION RINGS

And no, we aren't making this one up (ok ... don't believe me). It really did appear in the Adsense box listings on the left side of the page, while viewing a PJ search.

"Paid Survey" Scams Revealed: November 29, 2005
Paid for Taking Online Surveys?

.....These days almost anyone can create a so-called "paid surveys" website in a matter of a few hours. And most only have one intent - making you pay to become a member of their website just so they can supposedly tell you where to go on the internet to find surveys that actually pay.

Addendum 5:25 p.m.

The great thing about the sphere, lots of people helping to keep it spinning. See, I don't even have to try and be funny, all of the time, sometimes I can just link to someone else (I think they call that slacking?). Anyway this is just mean [funny (but mean)]. O.K. ..... mean in a funny way, not mean in a you know, mean way.

Addendum 8:30 p.m.

More blogger/blogging/bloggity humor (if that's yur thang?) from Letters from Desolation Row. Entitled: Cinderella: Starring Teri Hatcher Nude. Jack sez Ace started it .... sounds innerestin' (I'm making no promises for said same outputted product here. Does sound like fun though).

Addendum; 9:59 p.m.

Apparently, SDB has thoughts on the subject as well.

20051129: Ace is trying to increase his google hits. Based on my refers, one sure way to increase your google hits is to write about midgets and sex. Damned if I know why, though. UPDATE: Here's one just today via Yahoo's search: hot+female+midgets