It's a Saddam Hussein Christmas!

And those beeches wouldn't give me any aftershave or cologne. Animals, freakin' animals I tell ya!



I have very sensitive skin.



I'm a sensitive flower child.



And another thing .... that one ply toilet paper is bullsh*t. I have a sensitive tushy too.



Don't bring me none of that Starbucks coffee either, I hear Jooos run the company, you hear?



O.K. ..... so where was I ?



Oh right, I Saddam Hussein am a ......



... am a delicate flower.



And another thing ....



Could you at least give me a better looking beotch? I mean come on, going back to my cell to Ramsey Clark? Someone else ..... anybody, Janine Garofalo even. I hear she thinks I'm really hot. What's that .... you'll need a day? O.K. ......



Hey lookie there, Christiane Amanpour. Hey girl, whatcha doin' later?



Oh goodie goodie. I'm gonna get me some. Yeah baby!



A hummina ..... a hummina .....



It's almost Saddam time!



Question: can I still beat her if she is not my wife?



No, no ..... wait. I'm still bidding. Two hundred, I bid two hundred for that CNN harlot.



Whew .... that was close. Another day with Ramsey, that would have killed me. This is pure torture.



I am like so out of here.



Who's your Daddy? Uh huh ..... that's right. Bond ....... Saddam Hussein Bond.


Open Trackbacks:

basil's blog, Lunch 12-22-2005/Dessert
http://basilsblog.net/archives/2005/12/lunch-12-22-2005/

Outside the Beltway's, Thursday Beltway Traffic Jam
http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/13072