Friday, January 20, 2006

Q: How big are they Senator Clinton? A: They're thizza big!

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Clinton Calls for Sanctions Against Iran.
Sen. Hillary Clinton called for United Nations sanctions against Iran as it resumes its nuclear program and faulted the Bush administration for "downplaying" the threat. (Shoot, unless my eyes deceived me ..... I thought for sure I saw her last night on the tube, beating her chest in a mighty fashion: "Iran must never be allowed to have nuclear weapons").

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Q: Senator, if you're elected President, what will you do when Osama asks you to pull his finger?

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A: You're kidding right? I'm not going to pull his finger ...... who knows where it's been?

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Q: Senator Clinton ..... Senator Rockefeller says that his are bigger than yours. How do you respond?

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A: That pinko beeetch is so weak, he only has the strength to carry one flag.

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A: (continued)
I on the other hand, have the strength to carry many flags. In fact, by the time this upcoming election is over. I will have staked out so many different positions, on so many different issuse. They will have to revise and update the Kama Sutra.

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