Thursday, September 01, 2011

Obama's landmark speech ... leaked online!

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Alright you muthaf*cka's, always jumpin' in my stuff (over and over again). Yap yap ... when am I gunna fix the economy? Blah blah ... when am I going to create jobs? Buh blah ... sheeeet ... summa ya even think I'm deef. I understand, you wanna jobs plan. Well here the f*ck it is ... *ssholes:



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1) Starting today, and until the election next year in November, I will be on vacation. Permanently! (How ya like me now?). My (on) crack financial team has just (Nestle) crunched the figures. And after tabulating (MDMA) the numbers, we've arrived at the conclusion (no self parking/valet only). That when my entourage of thousands (season premier Thursday, on BHO)... travels with me. When I go for ice cream, or burgers. Or go half way around the world to play golf. We are creating jobs!



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In order to keep up with the demand, that I, Buraq (Insane in the Membrane) Obama create. Companies will be recruiting. Companies will be training. And companies will be hiring ... a ginoromous army of soda jerks, and burger flippers.



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Anyone who wants a job ... this minute? Why you better freakin' believe sunshine, I'll fire these pasty mofo's right now!



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What about green jobs you ask? Obviously, I gott's ya covered! Starting salaries for groundskeepers will be $199K (no richey rich taxes!).



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Environmental jobs? F*ck yeah, we got those too! With my oober goober jobs plan, y'all will have environmental jobs coming out your *ss (watch out for those windmill blades!).



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Now some of you might be thinking ... wait a minute Barry. I don't know how to use a caulking gun? No worries, with the new $1.5T porkulus, we'll be building Barry's School of Applied Window Sealant Sciences. Overnight (bullsh*t shovel ready!).



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And yes, I do understand ... some of you [greedy, (racist) white trash teabaggers], are a little discouraged.



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And a few are even going hungry at night.



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And one or two others (tops), are a little worried (skeer'dy cats).



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No worries, there will be no need to beg. Thanks to Boehner ... giving me a big, fresh stack of blank checks (an people say there's no bipartisanship).



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So, when we say: eat (ice cream) cake? We mean it!



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Happy days are here again!



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In conclusion, juss lemme say ... so long,



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... and thanks for all the ice cream.



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[Concept: Wednesday afternoon. Composed/written/saved Thursday a.m.. Re-edited/recomposed/posted Thursday evening (Photobucket down [gone baby gone])]

2 Comments:

Blogger Ronbo said...

LMAO!

Polemic satire at its best!

What really isn't funny is that the Bamster has another 14 months to start a major depression, race war, civil war, revolution and world war.

The critics say this is impossible even for a man of his obvious talents for creating anarchy, but with a little help from his friends the Islamists and hardcore Leftists, I say, "Yes, We can!"

4:26 AM  
Blogger Ronbo said...

Re-posted here at the top of the page for 24 hours with a link and a hat tip back to you.

I made a couple of changes that may attract more traffic. I hope you approve.

As Jonathan Swift proved hundreds of years ago, political satire is an effective weapon against the ruling class.

4:49 AM  

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