A.P.B. issued for Mayor Villaraigosa's brain. Last seen on Interstate 5 heading out of town.

'L.A. Mayor Blindsided by Bush Announcement'

By MICHAEL R. BLOOD Associated Press Writer

LOS ANGELES (AP) -- Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa said Thursday he was blindsided by President Bush's announcement of new details on a purported 2002 hijacking plot aimed at a downtown skyscraper, and described communication with the White House as "nonexistent."

"I'm amazed that the president would make this (announcement) on national TV and not inform us of these details through the appropriate channels," the mayor told The Associated Press. "I don't expect a call from the president _ but somebody."

When asked why he himself did not speak to the President "through the appropriate channels" rather than talking to the press. The Mayor's eyes glazed over and twitching was observed in facial muscles. It was at that time the Mayor's aides phoned the L.A.P.D. and an A.P.B. was issued for the Mayor's brain. Anyone with information about it's whereabouts are asked to call Partisan Politics All The Time (P-PATT), at 1 800 uber-wankers (twenty four hours). As reported earlier, seen heading out of town in a black sedan, reportedly with wings, license plate S H E E H A N.