Jill Carroll crowned Miss Dhimmi 2006

Baghdad - (AP) In a live satellite broadcast seen around the world, Jill Carroll the soft spoken head scarf wearing Monitor reporter, was crowned Queen of the Dhimmis for 2006. The colorful program was replete with reverence for Allah, and included The Dance of the Newly Headless. As well the wildly popular: Politically Correct Hoop Dance (seen above). Which lead to the spectacular finale wherein Miss Carroll effusively describes the quality and comfort afforded her by Mohammed's bug squad.

She went on to praise the furniture her murderous hosts provided her, and their kind and generous nature in letting her visit the loo without permission! Jill further thanked them in a heartfelt recounting of how they even let her take a shower. The mind does boggle Ladies and Gentlemen. But, the performance which the judges most admired, and was instrumental in her selction as Queen of the Dhimmis for 2006. Was the smiling adoration she shared with the world, in letting us know what a kind and decent bunch had murdered her driver/translator. By not beating her.

As part of Miss Carroll's Queenly duties for the new year, she will continue to promote the soft side of terrorism. And will act in commercials for Dhimmi International, in their new business venture: "Kidnapping Adventures." Where Westerners can book a kidnapping vacation at thirty different militant radical Islamic sh*tholes around the world.



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Merry Christmas ..... oops, Happy Rammadan Mahmoud Ahmadinejad! Yeah, sure .... a teency lil bit early. But, well .... that's just the kind of folks we are. Can ya feel da luuv Moo Moo?

'Pentagon prepares gigantic bunker buster test'

The Pentagon plans to detonate 711 tonnes of conventional high explosives in Nevada in June, in a test designed to gauge the effectiveness of weapons against deeply buried targets, officials say.

"I don't want to sound glib here, but it's the first time in Nevada that you'll see a mushroom cloud over Las Vegas since we stopped testing nuclear weapons," James Tegnelia, director of the Pentagon's Defence Threat Reduction Agency (DTRA), told a small group of reporters.


7:35 a.m. CNN, the most trusted name in shoes.

Dishonor Awards; Media Research Center; Most Biased Reporters of 2005. March 30, 2006 Grand Hyatt, Washington D.C..

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Blitzer: "A lot of those people are starving."
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