Last Night I Had the Strangest Dream (redux)

I dreamed I got my tatt removed.

Lasered off almost instantly, and painlessly. And when the procedure was over, asked the doc what I owed him. And then the nebbish type, who really was Woody Allen, said forty seven dollars. Big spender that I am, I tip Woody three. Stuhrange to be sure ...... could have been the woman I saw at the mall yesterday? While I was picking up some tix and peeking at barware and timepieces.

She was wearing a sleeveless top, but her torso and upper arms were dripping with ink. Did I mention she was quite far along in her pregnancy?