CBS News/Washington Post Handy Pocket Reference Guide to the Israeli/Lebanon War
Allowing you, the CBS News viewer and Washington Post reader, the ability to more easily understand the machinizations of the current tete a tete in northern Israel, and southern Lebanon.
You ..... the bright, happy singing dancing [with self/Ipod)], and oh so hip (and hipper than thou reader/viewer). Will now be able to instantly recognize Israel at a glance [in our photos and video (impress your friends at Starbucks!)] . 1) Israel always wear the black hat. Are always big and brawny. Are always overpowering. Mean dem Jews, dey is just mean, mean, mean. Did I say mean? (You betcha).
2) Da Joos are always disrespectful to Islam (and Hezbollah), by employing women in their army. The new, just out 2006 Guide to Political Correctnes, sez it is an insult to all Muslims. Especially since the Jewess' still have their clitori (oh the humanity!)
3) All matrons of Hezbollah families, not only resemble Mother Teresa. They are also her descendants.
4) Real actual members of Hezbollah, can easily be discerned by their attire. Having either angel's wings, halos, or both.
Sometimes, in the heat of battle, it can be confusing keeping track of the combatants. 5) [A surprise/pop quiz] Can you guess which side this brave warrior struggles for? [Congratulations! You have now earned an honorary membership in CBS' Virtual Fifth Column Brigade .... ]
6) [Quiz continues] Or which side these soldiers fight for? (Video capture from last night's CBS evening news broadcast).
7) This group?
8) Or even this individual?
9) [Bonus extra credit] In this photo from the Washington Post, members of both sides of the war, can be seen in the same photograph. Can you tell which side is which?
10) [Secret double extra credit] (Multiple choice) Every member of Hezbollah ..... is A) Pure as the driven snow. B) Pure as the driven snow. C) Pure as the driven snow. D) Pure as the driven snow. (We know, this was a tough one).
11) [Triple sooper dooper extry credit (last question ... whew!)] And every citizen of the State of Israel is a ghoul, who delights in the civilian deaths. Among the population that Hezbollah is using as shields/actively preventing their countrymen's escape to the north across the river. True, or False?
So little space cowboy.... how did you do? Seven out of seven? Holy mackerel! Are you sure you're not Juan Cole? I am impressed. What's that .... not everyone got them all correct . Ooops, sorry. Here's a little refresher.
Sunday, 9:00 a.m.
Open Trackbacks ..... my Technorati metrics have dropped below one hundred thousand (from a high of above fifty thousand) ..... sniff, sniff (wipe tear), sniff. I'm not much into 'blogtech' and promotion, but one has to at least keep their head above the water, if they are gunna stay in and swim around the blogosphere.
Expose the Left,
Stop the ACLU, Point Five, Right Wing Nation, Stuck on Stupid, basil's blog, TMH's Bacon Bits,
Wizbang!s Carnival of the Trackbacks LXXVIII
You ..... the bright, happy singing dancing [with self/Ipod)], and oh so hip (and hipper than thou reader/viewer). Will now be able to instantly recognize Israel at a glance [in our photos and video (impress your friends at Starbucks!)] . 1) Israel always wear the black hat. Are always big and brawny. Are always overpowering. Mean dem Jews, dey is just mean, mean, mean. Did I say mean? (You betcha).
2) Da Joos are always disrespectful to Islam (and Hezbollah), by employing women in their army. The new, just out 2006 Guide to Political Correctnes, sez it is an insult to all Muslims. Especially since the Jewess' still have their clitori (oh the humanity!)
3) All matrons of Hezbollah families, not only resemble Mother Teresa. They are also her descendants.
4) Real actual members of Hezbollah, can easily be discerned by their attire. Having either angel's wings, halos, or both.
Sometimes, in the heat of battle, it can be confusing keeping track of the combatants. 5) [A surprise/pop quiz] Can you guess which side this brave warrior struggles for? [Congratulations! You have now earned an honorary membership in CBS' Virtual Fifth Column Brigade .... ]
6) [Quiz continues] Or which side these soldiers fight for? (Video capture from last night's CBS evening news broadcast).
7) This group?
8) Or even this individual?
9) [Bonus extra credit] In this photo from the Washington Post, members of both sides of the war, can be seen in the same photograph. Can you tell which side is which?
10) [Secret double extra credit] (Multiple choice) Every member of Hezbollah ..... is A) Pure as the driven snow. B) Pure as the driven snow. C) Pure as the driven snow. D) Pure as the driven snow. (We know, this was a tough one).
11) [Triple sooper dooper extry credit (last question ... whew!)] And every citizen of the State of Israel is a ghoul, who delights in the civilian deaths. Among the population that Hezbollah is using as shields/actively preventing their countrymen's escape to the north across the river. True, or False?
So little space cowboy.... how did you do? Seven out of seven? Holy mackerel! Are you sure you're not Juan Cole? I am impressed. What's that .... not everyone got them all correct . Ooops, sorry. Here's a little refresher.
Sunday, 9:00 a.m.
Open Trackbacks ..... my Technorati metrics have dropped below one hundred thousand (from a high of above fifty thousand) ..... sniff, sniff (wipe tear), sniff. I'm not much into 'blogtech' and promotion, but one has to at least keep their head above the water, if they are gunna stay in and swim around the blogosphere.
Expose the Left,
Stop the ACLU, Point Five, Right Wing Nation, Stuck on Stupid, basil's blog, TMH's Bacon Bits,
Wizbang!s Carnival of the Trackbacks LXXVIII
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