Help Me Mr. Wizard! Aaaaaahh ....... Save Us!!!!

The left/libs/dems have been trying to bend Dubya over a chair and stick it to him for years (all the way up with a red hot poker). Calling him every name in the book (while constantly striving for new additions/editions).



Most revolving around their perception of him (and conservatives) as being bumbling, incompetent, unskilled, or not of their savior class [libwuhl college professsors (see: Ward Churchill)].

Taking a glance around some of the left's fetid swamps this very a.m., we get ..... from the great (self titled) scholar himself Juan Cole:

cobblers
right wing smear machine
priveleged
all swagger, no delivery
I don't know how Bush lives with himself. He has squandered 5 years of unparalleled power and opportunities, and has nothing to show for it but national bankruptcy and national humiliation


From D.U.:

Bush's approval rating tick incrementally down to the single digits he has so rightfully earned.
Remember what it was like when those in power served THEM, not a fringe minority.


[Looking at the map of those who VOTED for the President, BDS has never been clearer. But I guess those poor sufferers would rather we decide who should be in office by the process of a "pollster" sticking their finger you know where, pulling it out ... taking a sniff, then loudly proclaiming: Kerry is our man!].

Yet more from D.U. this morn:

I say let the 4 states for bush form their own country.
I don't even think he believes his own bullshit.
bush must be de throned!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bush must have a 10 IQ.
Idiot or Liar? Either way, Bush is unfit for office.
I KNOW the oatmeal between his ears has congealed.
Dude is 100% certifiable. Someone call the men in the white coats.
So what we've long suspected is true: Bush is a 13 year old from the 70s.
This man is so mentally ill, he makes Charles Manson look sane.




But now, propelled by their personal greed, and inability to take responsibility for their own actions. He has been transformed into sage and great grand wizard. Merely a wave of his magic wand, able to control global oil markets, demand, and speculation. Please Mr. Wizard! Do something. SAVE US!

I guess driving less, getting a smaller car, carpooling, moving closer to work or school, taking the bus or train, walking, or riding a bike. Is asking too much. Being men or women, not crying and bellyaching like whiney little spoiled brats.

This is all our country, everyone's. Not just the Dems. We all pay the same price. But now Bush must save THEM. Deliver THEM from expensive gasoline. After they have proclaimed him incapable of chewing gum and riding a bicylcle at the same time.

I'm confused (help me Mr. Wizard?).



11:40 a.m. You just can't make this stuff up. Well, 'they' can. On the air, and unaware.

'German Weekly: Americans Playing Soccer with Severed Iraqi Heads'

Josh has no fear. What should one be afraid of when one has stormed 75 houses in Ramadi and Falludscha and has seen how his comrades play soccer with severed heads of dead Iraqis?



12:10 p.m. The sound of a million screaming crying enviromentalist babies will be heard in 3, 2, 1 .....

'Bush Eases Environmental Rules on Gasoline'

President Bush on Tuesday ordered a temporary suspension of environmental rules for gasoline, making it easier for refiners to meet demand and possibly dampen prices at the pump. He also halted for the summer the purchase of crude oil for the government's emergency reserve.
Wholesale gasoline futures prices for June delivery dropped 8 cents a gallon to $2.10 on the New York Mercantile Exchange immediately upon Bush's remarks.

[Way to go Mr. Wizard bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ......... ]



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