Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Rapture Watch: Day 9 1/2

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(Via ChrissieCool)

Near day ten of President Obama's new administration. And all that we hoped for, all that we dreamed ... has come to pass.


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The blind can see.


The poor are clothed.


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The hungry fed.


The homeless (and or WestCoast shelter challenged) ... get a roof.


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The most arid of deserts, made to bloom.


That tailgater on the 405, now only wants to cheerfully clean a little smutz from your bumper ... nothing more (what a guy, at 75 mph even).


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Pelosi gets the shag she so desperately needs.


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War of course .... nothing but a memory.


Ooond zee economy? Now belching billowing clouds of smoke and steam, as it streaks on [thanks to that trillion dollar torpedo (oops, sorry ... should read bailout)].


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Inspiring Hollywood types to pitch in and bail also. (eeetsa miracle!)


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The weak are made strong.


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Every 7-11 starts to carry Schramsberg ....at $2.99 a bottle. (Fook this post, I'll be right back!).


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Toyota finally introduces an S model Prius (with LCOFC windings and rare earth magnets). And the collective orgasm shakes Hollywood high rise buildings, off their very foundations.


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CNN gets their very own, newly created government cabinet position. The Dept. of Islamist Media.


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Every Hollywood bimbette/poptart .... gets all the boobage they want (to further their careers and help stimulate the economy).


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Every box of Cracker Jack, now comes with a genuine, sporto, automagic swees watch.


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Every conservative blog starts to show stress.


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Causing the right blogosphere to implode.


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And every neocon blogger gets the brain transplant the left had been hoping and praying for.


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Why even G*d his/herself, takes a week off ... and goes to San Francisco (but inadvertently manages to forget the requisite flower in hair.


And the Muslims? Praise Obie (can I have an amen brudder).... have renounced their hatred of Jews, once and for all. Gaza? Now a paradise of pure joy (and Yiddisha love). And Iran ... why she opened her very first amusement park [Disneyland no less (serving Hebrew National corned beef, pastrami, with Dr. Brown cream sodas).


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All hail Obie, the One, the light, the way.


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Greatest President Evah!

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