Anechoic Room Interviews Rosie O'Donnell

Good Morning Vietnam, Anechoic Room here ... with a very special interview. Today we have her Royal Highness Queen Rosie. In what promises to be a great moment of enlightened mint.

Good Morning Queenie, and Welcome.




Bush's fault!




Ummm Rosie .... we haven't started, I haven't actually aksed you a question yet.




Oh, I'm sorry .... stupid white people?




Your Royal Highness, I still haven't asked you a question yet.




I know, just covering all bases. If it isn't Bush's fault, then it has to be stupid white people's fault.




Forgive me your Royale with Cheese, but you look a little pasty to me.




This is just a disguise, I'm really a Happy Shiny Person. Which of course ..... as any being with half a brain knows, makes me omniscient.




I certainly am impressed your Royale Cheddarness, I just didn't know. Please, forgive me.




No problem, happens all the time. I ... the Great Rosie, forgive you Hop Sing.




Excuse me?




Hop Sing, Ching Chong ... what the f*ck is the difference? All you Asian mofo's sound the same to me.




Now wait just a minute there, are you saying all Asians are responsible for the Virginia Tech massacre?




Oh no, that was the NRA that pulled the trigger more than a hundred times. Sick, demented and deranged paranoid schizophrenics don't kill people. Stupid white members of the NRA kill people. You obviously haven't been taking notes.




Amazing.





That's what Einstein said.




You talk to Albert Einstein?




He calls me from time to time, he likes to keep up with the latest developments in string theory.




From the grave?




All us higher beings don't ever really die.




Forgive my impertinence.




No problem .....




I have lots and lots of alternate realities ..... [cue at 2:05 (watch through 2:15)]. And really, there is no stack of bloody corpses too high, that I won't climb up on. To plant my political flag.




Thank You for being here today Your Royale Highness.




Your pleasure I'm sure. And Please ..... don't forget to watch my morning show
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Obviously, been out of the vertical blog tunnel for a while. Blogging is like that, energy dissipates, interest wanes. And sometimes that thing called life comes calling. But I admit I was quite taken aback, discovering that one Rosie O'Donnell, is promulgating turgid Stormfront talking points. On the air, live, during her morning show the View, on ABC.



As we actually step forward, into the future, my fear is that many will not possess the tools. To know, see, or understand media. To mechanically sort and process electronic data. And will merely gulp it down like lemonade, smacking their lips.

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And to add to the lovely piquancy emanating from the jowls of Mrs. O'Donnell? We get: lets start here ok…go slow remember 2 breathe use google.

Yep, uh huh. It's all true because Rosie found it in Sergei and Larry's cash box [the same one that excludes this blog ... Anechoic Room, from their search/link/display algorithm (I'm usually first or second on Yahoo)].

The mind does not boggle so much as recoil. As the world coalesces into the formless bright light of universal happy thoughts. And people sit anaesthetized in front to their glowing wall sized flat panel TV's. Watching Rosie. The promise of hope begins to seem less than attainable. Bush has become Hitler, the Joos .... Schutzstaffel, and Leni Riefenstahl? A poor misunderstood dancer.

Where's my keffiyeh?

Got your gift right here ... Moo Moo

Ahmadinejad says 15 sailors, marines to be released as a 'gift' to U.K.


AP-TEHRAN, Iran - Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad announced Wednesday that his government would release the detained 15 British sailors and marines as a gift to the British people.

He pardoned the sailors and announced their release minutes after he gave medals of honor to the Iranian coast guards who intercepted the sailors and marines, saying Iran will never accept trespassing of its territorial waters.

"On behalf of the great Iranian people, I want to thank the Iranian Coast Guard who courageously defended and captured those who violated their territorial waters ...

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