Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion Proven Factual

Circumcision More Effective HIV Prevention Than Condoms, Abstinence, Researchers Say

Promoting male circumcision and fidelity to one partner seems to be more effective at curbing the spread of HIV than promoting abstinence and condom use, USAID researcher and technical adviser Daniel Halperin said last week. As Halperin and other researchers analyze 20 years of studies on HIV/AIDS throughout Africa, they have tried to "look at the evidence in as coldhearted a way as we can." (Hat tip: Juan Cole).

Also from Juan Cole (the esteemed midwestern histrionics professor, seen below seated with some of his colleagues) .....



:The Joo media cabal working is overtime to hide and deflect the truth of the Joo death ray as well. The Yooos control everything even though some of them are my best friends. Why I've even eaten crackers, and well they're just like matzah so you see .... we're actually soul brothers. Their secret laboratory on Jewpiter is well known and is no secret to anyone. Cole went on to further say: it has long been known that the Yooos make their unleavened matzah bread with the blood of Arabs, but now? Well surprisingly they are using other parts of the bodies as well. Why it just boggles my exceedingly large libwuhl mind.


4:30 p.m.



Ayman babe, love the drapes! Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


5:10 p.m. Why I love the internet, let me count the ways ..... 1) Posts/people like these.

Scroll down about half way to catch a glimpse of a screen save, of some of the signatories of Hystery Professor Juan Cole's Petition (laughter may ensue).

Dhimmi 4 D.U.mmies. An Online Dhimmitude Dictionary.

Dhimmitude: Demi Moore running low on tootsky and sketching (getting attitudinal).

Accused of (bombing): A pesky detail for the NYT's, AP, and Reuters. Thank goodness news organization vernacular has changed with the times. Accused is so much less charged than blood swilling insects doing what comes natural.

So Called: The reporting agency hasn't yet made up their mind whether or not the word in question suits their propaganda mission.

Allah: Everyone's favorite celestial deity (even if he wears P.J's).

Mohammed: Not the personable chap at the corner convenience store that sells booze, ciggies, porn, and paraphenalia (though that might be his name?). Nope, this one runs a for prophet pay day advance shop next door. Amount of loan varies depending on how much material for explosives manufacture need be purchased? Interest deferred for successful jihad.

Osama Bin Laden: Deep cover high ranking Mossad agent. Operates to sew strife between the West and Islam, in order to further the elder Zion's harum in Procol.

Ahmadinejad: Dead man walking. Advance tickets for his funeral available online here. Likely many thousands will die because of/alongside this ding dong. Crocodile tears available separately.

Wife Beating: Sock her; see FIFA

Caliphate: A dentrifice additive to prevent cavity searches by Jews.

Mossad: Specially trained mice empowered with brainwave machines. Their motto: We're just here for the cheese. Nickname: matza rella.

Nuclear: The means.

Bomb: The way.

Genocide: The dream.

Slaughter: Just practice (see also: explosive vest).

Kerry: Holy man who walks on water (then converts it into whine). Attributes: stradles fences rather than standing on one side. See also: weather vane, and talking out of both sides of one's mouth. Source of countless disclocated gluteus maximus' during floor roll maneuver.

Hillary: A chicken in store bought hawk's clothing. See also: run away, run away.

WTC: Miniature scale models used in JoohCabal video production. See also: 9/11.

9/11: A movie made by old Beverly Hills (some adjacent, some WeHo) proctologists. In order to demonstrate their magic mind control abilities. The number one family comedy in the Middle East four years running. Winner of seven Allahu Akbar Awards. See also: fiction.

Bush: (also Boosh), Leader of the old Jewish proctologists. Kills Arabs, and their babies. Known to occasionally eat one or two for breakfast.

Cheney: Stage performer/master puppeteer. Has a heart made of stainlees steel and titanium which runs on batteries. Extremely popular in suburban liberal utopia.

Rumsfeld: An animated holographic computer program run by the Mossad. To encourage Islamist rage, to further the secret JoohCabal plan to control the world (oops, sorry .... I keep forgetting they already do).

Israel: Country inhabited by the descendants of monkees and pigs (sometimes a three way with dogs).

United States of America: (A.K.A. the Great Satan), A giant terrestial prison where anglos lord over the melanin non-challenged, run by the evil Rethugs.

Gaza: A mythical land of enlightenment, populated exclusively by Buddhist monks and Hindu saints. Who raise flowers in hi-tech greenhouses for world export.

The West Bank: A place where dreams of killing the evil Jew are ever so tearfully squashed by an even more evuhl wall. Main export: exploding people.

Zarqawi: A tropical fish very popular in Syria and Iran. Can breathe out of water. Drinks blood that drips from freshly beheaded Jewish persons.

Terrorist: Not to be confused with Islam. Loaded word created by America and Israel in an attempt to awaken reality challenged individuals. Thousands of lives, four jumbo jets, a couple of the world's tallest skyscrapers, and numerous trains all failed in this attempt. A nuclear bomb may next be attempted to wake the sleeping jackasses.

We're Sorry: (We're sorry) we didn't kill more Jews (see also: outrage).

Outrage (at bombing attack): Why the f*ck are they killing us? We're not Jooish. What's the deal?

Diplomacy: see also spanking it.






Outside the Beltway linked with OTB Caption Jam/Other Humor: Anechoic Room has some crash test candidates.


My kingdom for a few eyeballs.

basil's blog Picnic 2006-04-27

The Mudville Gazette's Open Post

Wizbang!s Carnival of the Trackbacks LXI

Spain Goes Bananas

'Socialists: Give apes human rights'

The Spanish Socialist Party will introduce a bill in the Congress of Deputies calling for "the immediate inclusion of (simians) in the category of persons, and that they be given the moral and legal protection that currently are only enjoyed by human beings. They possess sufficient mental faculties and emotional life to justify their inclusion in the community of equals."



'Police search for killer chimps.' (Their lawyer said that they are innocent, and he will request a low bail if and when his clients are arrested).

FREETOWN, Sierra Leone (AP) -- Police hunted Monday for chimpanzees that escaped from a Sierra Leone preserve and mauled a group of sightseers -- a(n) attack that left one local man dead and at least four other people hospitalized.

The U.S. Embassy warned Americans against traveling to the Tacugama Chimpanzee Sanctuary, from where the chimps escaped before the Sunday attack on a taxicab filled with Americans and others. The Sierra Leonean driver died as the chimps ripped his body apart.



Evolution, Rec Execs Now Smarter Than Monkees
'Warner slashes DVD prices to fight piracy in China'.



Men and the Price of Their Toys (Do the linky)



Abracadabra, I Want to Reach Out and Grab Ya
'Magician David Copperfield robbed after show at Kravis Center'

The illusionist and assistants Cathy Daly and Mia Volmut were walking toward their tour bus when thugs approached them about 11:15 p.m. The group had gone to a steakhouse for dinner after Copperfield's sixth and last (West Palm Beach) show.

A Malibu pulled up behind the group, and two of the four young men in the car came out holding handguns. One ordered Daly to "give me what you have." Daly handed over $400 from her pockets. Riley, meanwhile, allegedly stuck a gun in Mia Volmut's face and asked for her purse, and she, too, gave it up. In it were 200 euros, $100, her passport, plane tickets and a Razr cellphone.

When Copperfield's turn came, Riley was bamboozled. Copperfield pulled out all of his pockets for Riley to see he had nothing, even though he had a cellphone, passport and wallet stuffed in them. Riley jumped behind the wheel, and the car took off.

Copperfield read the license plate to Daly as she called 911, and cops pulled over the car at 45th Street and Broadway at 11:25 p.m. Copperfield and the women were taken quickly to the location in a squad car, and they identified the handcuffed youths as the robbers. The loot was recovered.



6:30 p.m. Kids, what did you learn in class today?

'School Sends Kids to Closed Amusement Park'

RENO, Nev. - Four bus loads of students from O'Brien Middle School made the four-hour trip to Six Flags Marine World in Vallejo, Calif., only to find the amusement park's gates locked Monday. The school-sponsored trip was supposed to reward top students. It was pretty much a fiasco," said (a) Washoe County School District spokesman.

School officials said the $50 fee will be refunded, and the tour company that arranged the trip has agreed to pay for the next one. "The tour company neglected to check the schedule," Mulvenon said. Principal Scott Grange said the school was even given printed tickets with Monday's date on them.



Flush Twice, It's a Long Way to Stockholm

'Sweden: IAF participation a dealbreaker'

Sweden has decided to withdraw from an international air force exercise to be held in Italy next month after learning that units from the Israeli air force will participate. A Swedish government spokesman said Wednesday (the aim of the drill was to prepare for future cooperation in international peacekeeping operations), "the participation of the Israeli Air Force has changed the prerequisites of the exercise." Defense Minister Bjorklund in a statement: Sweden pulled out because a state "that does not participate in international peacekeeping missions" would be part of the exercise.

Yep you f*cking smelly turd, you've got that right. Every single offer made by the Israelis for the last forever. Offers of emergency aid, either during terrorist attacks or natural disasters. Has been turned down. As little as two days ago, a large number of ambulances and medics were standing by the Egyptian border with lights flashing. They were never allowed to cross, to go to Dahab and lend emergency aid to the slaughtered.

Flush twice, it's a long way to Stockholm.


The Brussels Journal gets in on the Spanish ape story, saying it smacks of speciesism. The Spaniards excluding lesser apes, and dolphins from their set in the future, yet to film sci-fi love fantasy.

Help Me Mr. Wizard! Aaaaaahh ....... Save Us!!!!

The left/libs/dems have been trying to bend Dubya over a chair and stick it to him for years (all the way up with a red hot poker). Calling him every name in the book (while constantly striving for new additions/editions).



Most revolving around their perception of him (and conservatives) as being bumbling, incompetent, unskilled, or not of their savior class [libwuhl college professsors (see: Ward Churchill)].

Taking a glance around some of the left's fetid swamps this very a.m., we get ..... from the great (self titled) scholar himself Juan Cole:

cobblers
right wing smear machine
priveleged
all swagger, no delivery
I don't know how Bush lives with himself. He has squandered 5 years of unparalleled power and opportunities, and has nothing to show for it but national bankruptcy and national humiliation


From D.U.:

Bush's approval rating tick incrementally down to the single digits he has so rightfully earned.
Remember what it was like when those in power served THEM, not a fringe minority.


[Looking at the map of those who VOTED for the President, BDS has never been clearer. But I guess those poor sufferers would rather we decide who should be in office by the process of a "pollster" sticking their finger you know where, pulling it out ... taking a sniff, then loudly proclaiming: Kerry is our man!].

Yet more from D.U. this morn:

I say let the 4 states for bush form their own country.
I don't even think he believes his own bullshit.
bush must be de throned!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bush must have a 10 IQ.
Idiot or Liar? Either way, Bush is unfit for office.
I KNOW the oatmeal between his ears has congealed.
Dude is 100% certifiable. Someone call the men in the white coats.
So what we've long suspected is true: Bush is a 13 year old from the 70s.
This man is so mentally ill, he makes Charles Manson look sane.




But now, propelled by their personal greed, and inability to take responsibility for their own actions. He has been transformed into sage and great grand wizard. Merely a wave of his magic wand, able to control global oil markets, demand, and speculation. Please Mr. Wizard! Do something. SAVE US!

I guess driving less, getting a smaller car, carpooling, moving closer to work or school, taking the bus or train, walking, or riding a bike. Is asking too much. Being men or women, not crying and bellyaching like whiney little spoiled brats.

This is all our country, everyone's. Not just the Dems. We all pay the same price. But now Bush must save THEM. Deliver THEM from expensive gasoline. After they have proclaimed him incapable of chewing gum and riding a bicylcle at the same time.

I'm confused (help me Mr. Wizard?).



11:40 a.m. You just can't make this stuff up. Well, 'they' can. On the air, and unaware.

'German Weekly: Americans Playing Soccer with Severed Iraqi Heads'

Josh has no fear. What should one be afraid of when one has stormed 75 houses in Ramadi and Falludscha and has seen how his comrades play soccer with severed heads of dead Iraqis?



12:10 p.m. The sound of a million screaming crying enviromentalist babies will be heard in 3, 2, 1 .....

'Bush Eases Environmental Rules on Gasoline'

President Bush on Tuesday ordered a temporary suspension of environmental rules for gasoline, making it easier for refiners to meet demand and possibly dampen prices at the pump. He also halted for the summer the purchase of crude oil for the government's emergency reserve.
Wholesale gasoline futures prices for June delivery dropped 8 cents a gallon to $2.10 on the New York Mercantile Exchange immediately upon Bush's remarks.

[Way to go Mr. Wizard bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ......... ]



The Mudville Gazette's Open Post

BREAKING: Bush & Israel Behind Dahab Attack

Cairo - (AP) Information gathered at the scene of the attacks, has led initial responders to believe that Boosh and da Jooos have carried out a sinister plot. Utilizing a space based laser, with secretly planted fake bombs on site, to make it look like actual explosions (using real bombs).

The sooper secret plan was carried out by the hook nosed bagel eaters to further the phony meme that Jews are victims of Islamist terrorists (which we all know is a fookin lie). Wire service reporters have gathered (made up) evidence to suggest that a coverup has already begun. Including repositioning of the outer space blue laser into another dimension.





In a hastily called press conference in Washington, Senator John F. Kerry speaking with Michael Moore and Cindy Sheehan by his side. Forcefully asked: "what did Bush know and when did he know it?" He went on to re-emphasize his statement (bloviation) from a couple of days ago: "I'm an idiot, the genuine article. Not merely someone that Mary McCarthy doesn't like. In 2008 it will finally be time to elect a truly great empty political gasbag like myself. If I lose, I'll lead the blue states in seccession, f*ck the red states. What have they ever done for me?"




A release distributed after the press conference revealed Kerry's slogan for his new campaign, and dealing with terrorism.






As well this rejoinder.

P.E.T.A. Begins New Spring Campaign: People for People

Washington - (AP) With the swirl of recent world events, and the domestic political temperature having risen, P.E.T.A have found themselves on the media sidelines. In consultation with their board of directors, and of course their PR firm Whacking Our Peepies All the Time (W.O.P.A.T.). P.E.T.A. have begun a new media offensive and operational reworking, dubbed People for People.

And having found that Hollywood types aren't just one note demagogues, that cry and whine only about the Manolo ish shoe of the week, but actually are diverse types who take an interest in personal items closer to home. The group came to the realization that ragging on their soul sisters and brothers for their fashion selections had become a somewhat dated public personality. So in an effort to wake up the normally sycophantic MSM hacks who act as P.E.T.A.'s house organ, they decided that a reinvention was needed. Not just a simple day spa makeover. According to head dingleberry, Ms. Clue Less.

Clueless went on to further elaborate: "we came to understand that sympathy comes from utter derangement, you know ..... killing yourself. Just like those Islamist whackjobs. So we said WTF, who is more deranged? Us or the Islamists? We couldn't put down the Chardonnay long enough to decide, but we felt that shouldn't stop us from emulating their highly successful PR campaign."

"In a concerted effort to save little bunny rabbits, kittens, moose, and other assorted dangerous wildlife we decided to enourage people to volunteer for youth in Asia. To willingly offer themselves up as a food source, you know .... People for People." Clueless went on further: "show the world what good little pinko's you are and follow us, your spiritual leaders. Serve peoplekind now! On a bun, on a roll, or simply au naturel with a tidy garnish."

Juan Cole the midwestern histrionics professor, and host of the website Hippies on Crack. After hearing the P.E.T.A. announcement volunteered to be the very first "People for People." In a statement seen on P.E.T.A.'s website, Cole was quoted as saying: "I hope they make me into a fruitcake" [editor: oh, that's a reach].

Also on P.E.T.A.'s website were further comments (from Clueless): "we were finding that we could no longer count on our longtime mainstays like the ole gray New York streetwalker, or the Washing Post ... who are busy helping Dana Priest pick out an outfit for her new position in front of a firing squad. Or even the LosAnglos/SUV Liberal Times, who are currently involved with their own re-organization. With a change not just in their mission statement, but also their name as well. Now calling themselves The Hiltzik and Masha Puppet Show, and which which will begin airing on the Dhimmi Central Uncomedy Network in May.




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My Kingdom for an Issue

'CHENEY SAYS HE WAS NOT SLEEPING DURING HU'S VISIT -- TAKE A LOOK'

One day, the Dems night actually get lucky and a real issue will fall out of the sky. Slap them upside their dinky lil heads. Enabling them to loudly proclaim: an issue, fuggin A, we have an issue! Until that day, we will continue to be amused. Ever thus.


Vice President Dick Cheney says he was looking at his notes, not sleeping, during a briefing by President Bush and Chinese President Hu Jintao in Hu's first Oval Office visit. (Tim Sloan/AFP/Getty Images)


11:00 a.m.

Yet strangely, Howard Kurtz is silent. 'Los Angeles Times Yanks Columnist's Blog'

The Los Angeles Times suspended the blog of one of its top columnists last night, saying he violated the paper's policy by posting derogatory comments under an assumed name. The paper said in an online editor's note that Michael Hiltzik, a Pulitzer Prize winner who writes the Golden State column, had admitted posting remarks on both his Times blog and on other Web sites under names other than his own.

Frey (Patterico's Pontifications) wrote that "the evidence is overwhelming that he has used more than one pseudonym. Hiltzik and his pseudonymous selves have echoed each other's arguments, praised one another, and mocked each other's enemies.


3:20 p.m. Can you feel the love?

Islamists’ message to Israel at New York City rally: "The mushroom cloud is on its way!"

April 21, 2006 : The Queens-based Islamic Thinkers Society (ITS) held a rally yesterday outside of the Israeli Consulate in Manhattan .....

Excerpts:
Leader (in Arabic): With our blood and our lives we will liberate al Aqsa!
[The rest also respond in Arabic:] With our blood and our lives we will liberate al Aqsa!
Israeli Zionists What do you say? The real Holocaust is on its way
Takbeer!
Response: Allahu Akbar!
Takbeer!
Response: Allahu Akbar!

Israeli Zionists, What do you say?
How many women have you raped today?
Israeli Zionists, What do you say?
How many children have you killed today?

Zionists, Zionists You will pay! The Wrath of Allah is on its way!
Israeli Zionists You shall pay! The Wrath of Allah is on its way!
The mushroom cloud is on its way! The real Holocaust is on its way!

No wonder they call you sons of apes and pigs because that’s what you are.
Islam will dominate the world
Islam is the only solution
Islam will dominate the world
Islam is the only solution
Allahu Akbar!


More love .... (from my referrer's log a couple of days ago).
search.yahoo.com/search?=killing+elmo
...

Its a Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood.

'They called me Jewish garbage'

Rodrigo Goldberg, the non-Jewish Chilean striker who starred with Maccabi Tel Aviv from 1997 to 2003, won two cups, and later moved back to Chile to play for Santiago Morning. Made headlines last Saturday in Chile after fans of Palestino, a Chilean team set up by Palestinians in the South American country, mistook him for a Jew and hurled racist comments against him.





'Democrats: No Single Message Sums Us Up'

NEW ORLEANS - Ask Democratic leaders to identify their party's election-year message and you get everything but consensus. Ahead in polls, Democrats are divided over whether they already have - or even need - a national theme that tells voters exactly where the party stands.

"One message? Hmmm. I don't know. Let me think about it," Alvaro Cifuentes said after a long pause. Several minutes later, the head of the Democratic National Committee's Hispanic Caucus said, "You can't try to simplify your politics with a slogan. You can't."





'Muslim Women Want Single-Sex Workouts'

LINCOLN PARK, Mich. - About 200 Muslim women who have memberships to the Fitness USA chain of athletic clubs have signed a petition asking the gyms to provide separate exercise times for women and men. The women are asking the chain (for) single-sex exercise days for the entire gym or to put up a divider so men and women cannot see each other while exercising. "In Islam, there are codes of modesty for both genders," said Ammerah Saidi, 23, of Dearborn.





Where is Jack, and what have you done with him?

'Iran with nuclear weapons unacceptable - France'

PARIS (Reuters) - The prospect of Iran with a military nuclear capability is unacceptable, French President Jacques Chirac said in an interview with an Egyptian newspaper published on Wednesday. Chirac, who is due to visit Egypt on Wednesday, also told the state-owned daily al-Ahram that Iran has a worrying missile programme.

"Iran's current attitude is a source of worry for the region and the international community," Chirac said. "Moreover, Iran is following a worrying missiles programme." "More than ever, the choice is in the hands of the Iranian leaders. They must understand that for the international community, the prospect of an Iran with nuclear military capability is unacceptable."





1300 A.D. .. 1400 .. 1500 .. 1600 .. 1700 .. 1800 .. 1900 .. 2006 A.D.

Muslim students 'being taught to despise unbelievers as filth'

The Times has obtained extracts from medieval texts taught to the students (at a British college) in which unbelievers are likened to pigs and dogs. (And) which describe nonMuslims as “filth”. The texts are taught at the Hawza Ilmiyya of London, which has a sister institution, the Islamic College for Advanced Studies (ICAS), which offers a degree validated by Middlesex University.

The (students) spend two days a week as religious students and three days on their university course. The Hawza Ilmiyya and the ICAS are in the same building at Willesden High Road, northwest London — a former Church of England primary school — and share many of the same teaching staff.





Drink to me, drink to my health. You know I can't drink any more.

'Young man flogged 74 times in public in Iran for drinking'

Tehran, Iran, Apr. 20 – An Iranian man was flogged in public in the city of Karaj, north-west of Tehran, for drinking alcohol, a state-run daily reported on Thursday.
The man, identified only as Afrasiab H., was flogged 74 times on Wednesday morning, the daily Javan wrote. The sentence was carried out in a public in the district of Mohammad-Shahr.



6:27 p.m.

G*d Bless Daniel Pipes. I often laugh at the descriptions of Mr. Pipes, laid at his feet by members of the moonbat brigade. Such unknowing idiocy can only be laughed at. But these are serious times, and these are serious matters. For his place in our midst, we can only give a resounding Thanks.

'CAIR Backs Down from Anti-CAIR'

In a stunning setback, the Council on American-Islamic Relations' defamation suit against Andrew Whitehead of Anti-CAIR has been dismissed with prejudice, CAIR suffering a humiliating defeat.

The Anti-CAIR website reports a "mutually agreeable settlement," (the terms of which are confidential). However, Whitehead notes that he issued no public apology to CAIR, made no retractions or corrections, and left the Anti-CAIR website unchanged. CAIR had complained about Whitehead calling it a "terrorist supporting front organization … founded by Hamas supporters" that aims "to make radical Islam the dominant religion in the United States," and "dedicated to the overthrow of the United States Constitution and the installation of an Islamic theocracy in America."

NSA's Iran report accidentally leaked online.

The NSA evaluates all plans, even of course ones that are open source. Like this one seen in the report, from the Dems of all people. To stand in front of a NY gas station.



And gesture.
Obviously, everyone is concerned about rising oil prices. Both at the wellhead, and of course at the pump should an attack by the West materialize.



The report mentions that concurrent gold jitters are also a cause of concern for many.



And downright alarm for others.



Surprisingly it also reveals that Mo and Lari have devised .....



their own little secret plan (for later in the day).



Driver, please hurry up! I don't want to be late for my special meeting.



Special secret spy cameras in the Islamist moonbat cave show Dr. Strangelove listening intently to Moo Moo: So, you promise me we can kill the Jew. Are you sure?



Very good Doctor, I am shall we say ummm ... uplifted.



Why, I even feel like dancing. Everybody, clap your hands.



And here we go ...



Oh once there was a wizard!
Who lived in Africa
Who went to China
Who went to Russia
Who went to Oxford
Who went to Brooklyn
To learn to dance the Horah
Horah! Horah! Horah biblee Horah biblee Horah biblee biblee biblee



I hope nobody finds out that I keep my balls in a nighstand drawer. Shhhh, please don't tell anyone.



Outside the Beltway linked with OTB Caption Jam/Other Humor: Anechoic Room has the collage of terror.


The Mudville Gazette's Open Post

Do You Know Me? (When bazooms collide).

My name is Jack Straw, on TV and in the newspapers I play the British Foreign Secretary. But in real life, I am a bazoom.

RIYADH (Reuters) -Britain does not expect Iran to comply with U.N. demands to halt uranium enrichment, Foreign Secretary Jack Straw said on Wednesday in Riyadh. He also said that the Middle East could be plunged into a nuclear arms race if Iran develops an atomic bomb.

Straw said Saudi officials had expressed concerns during his visit about potential U.S. military action against Iran. But he added: "They regard it as pretty hypothetical and so do I." Saudi Foreign Minister Saud al-Faisal said he hoped he would not have to choose one day between a nuclear-empowered Iran and U.S.-instigated war against Iran. "I hate that choice, I'd choose neither. We are hoping and not without reason that this issue can be solved with discussion," he told the Saudi-British conference.





Do you know me? On TV and in the news I play Iranian Defence Minister Mostafa Mohammad Najjar. But in real life, I am a bazoom. Like today, here chilling in Azerbaijan and peepie whacking in public: "The prospect of the United States using force to halt Iran's nuclear program is empty talk." REUTERS/Jeyhun Abdulla

All We Are Saying, Is Give Peace a Chance

'Barghouti plans Palestinian ceasefire'

Jailed Fatah leader Marwan Barghouti was reportedly conducting efforts recently to get all Palestinian movements to hold a ceasefire with Israel. According to a report by the Palestinian news agency Ma'an, Barghouti's initiative would have the Palestinians declare a ceasefire unilaterally.

Maybe it's lonely in jail? Maybe he thinks he's got a shot at a Nobel? I don't know. I do know that all the hate in all the Islamist hearts and minds, all the hate on the ground and in the air. Is not going away, is not going to disappear. It is here to stay. For how long? Your guess is as good as mine. Twenty years? Fifty? A hundred? One would be hard pressed to accurately predict any facet of life two centuries from now. But this hate, this hate endures. It is not natural. It is not of this earth. It comes from a darkness that is not human.


All We Are Really Saying is, Give Peace a Chance ..... (But Only After We Kill the Jew).

'Egyptian paper praises Tel Aviv bombing'

State-controlled Al Gomhuria (regards) Monday's suicide bombing: The United States and European Union's cutting off funds to the Palestinian Authority because its Hamas government refuses to renounce violence (?). "For all that, the sacrificial and martyrdom attack occurred in the heart of Tel Aviv, and there will be more later."


And .... just to show you that we not only talk the talk. But, we also walk the walk.

(And don't you forget it). 'Saudis agree to give (Hamas Government) 92 million in aid'

Saudi Foreign Minister Saud al-Faisal, confirmed the fund transfer on Wednesday during a press conference with Palestinian Foreign Minister al-Zahar. The two men discussed the dire financial situation of the Palestinian Authority and its demands for Arab aid exceeding the amount promised at the (March) Khartoum summit. Al-Faisal promised to pass on Palestinian demands for more aid to King Abdullah. Via http://www.iris.org.il/blog/


On dhimmitude, stupidity, brainlessness, and overall moronicity.

'British Euro-MP condemns Israel's apartheid policies'

A British member of the European parliament, Liberal Democrat MEP for northwest England Chris Davies: after visiting Auschwitz concentration camp in Germany last year, he found it "very difficult to understand why those whose history is one of such terrible oppression appear not to care that they have themselves become oppressors."


Ummm, gee Chris, you got me there, I haven't a clue. Maybe we can get some help ..... Bueller? Bueller?



















Mohammad (L) and Ganan Najarhai read a booklet about female suicide bombers as they sign up to volunteer as suicide bombers, during an exhibition about Hamas at the former U.S. embassy in Tehran, April 17, 2006. (Morteza Nikoubazl/Reuters)


Iranian men fill in the papers of registration indicating their readiness for martyrdom, or to carry out suicide attacks against Israel, at the former U.S Embassy in Tehran, Iran, Monday, April 17, 2006. Iran said Sunday it would give the Palestinian Authority $50 million in aid, moving in for the first time with money after the United States and Europe cut off funding to the Hamas-led government. (AP Photo/Hasan Sarbakhshian)




The Mudville Gazette's Open Post

Hell Freezes Over

'Going Nuclear'

washingtonpost.com > Opinions > Outlook

Nuclear fuel can be diverted to make nuclear weapons. This is the most serious issue associated with nuclear energy and the most difficult to address, as the example of Iran shows. But just because nuclear technology can be put to evil purposes is not an argument to ban its use.

Over the past 20 years, one of the simplest tools -- the machete -- has been used to kill more than a million people in Africa, far more than were killed in the Hiroshima and Nagasaki nuclear bombings combined. What are car bombs made of? Diesel oil, fertilizer and cars. If we banned everything that can be used to kill people, we would never have harnessed fire.

The only practical approach to the issue of nuclear weapons proliferation is to put it higher on the international agenda and to use diplomacy and, where necessary, force to prevent countries or terrorists from using nuclear materials for destructive ends.

Patrick Moore, co-founder of Greenpeace



4:00 p.m.

Yes, it's true. Somebody voted for this ding-a-ling. Amost impossible to believe. But, what can I say? That's democracy. Not always pretty, not always perfect. Kind of like life.

'Democratic Congressmen ask Bush about reports of US military operations in Iran'

Two Democratic Congressmen have written letters to President Bush on the heels of a growing number of news reports that American forces may have already begun military operations in Iran, RAW STORY has found.

Both House members express concern that if the stories are true, then the president may have acted unilaterally without first obtaining proper authorization from Congress. "Recently, it has been reported that U.S. troops are conducting military operations in Iran," wrote Dennis Kucinich (D-OH) last Friday.

You know I'm sure I'm not the only one who has uttered the warning: don't drink the Kool-Aid. I guess some are plain deef. Others? Why waste the breath .....



5:10 p.m.

O.K., I admit it. Sometimes I don't like John. Yeah, sure I was lil miffed when he had his pimp mobile in overdrive on the way to them blog awards thingies. But mostly it's because he's funny, a lot. Unlike ummm ..... well, you know ;-)

No blogging today .....

Back from the dentist ..... not too worse for wear. But up early and already a long day. So as far as I know, Bill and Monica have eloped somewherz in the third world. Howdy Dean launched a singing career, and Jesse Jackson offered to go to Iran and sort things out with Moo Moo? Anyway, I've got a few images stored away that are novel, but I don't dare embarass myself with a caption contest. So we'll just toss one up and pretend thirty of you have added your own caption.



Washington (AP) Tens of thousands of Americans are reporting severe deafness this morning. After the Democrats suffered yet another Presidential election defeat. And roaring hellacious 145 decibel wails pierced many a blue state. Doctors are recommending a stiff drink, or two, or three for the mighty wailers. And will write prescriptions for Valium for both new and old patients who do not tipple. Those who have previously suffered with advanced stage two or stage three, Bush Derangement Syndrome, are advised to have someone pick up their prescriptions asap. Any delays could result in hyper rapid cranial expansion.

BREAKING: Washington Post Taken Over by Armed Hasidic Jews

Forced to print brilliant truthful editorial. National guard units have been called up, and the situation is tense. There are scattered eports of much hair pulling by the flaming liberals trapped inside. No reports yet of shots having been fired, but crying and wailing can be clearly heard from outside the building, by those watching from behind the perimeter.


A staffer seen through a window via telephoto lens, from outside the newsroom (photo by Bushiesfault Allduhtime/AFP)

More as the situation develops.

First They Came for the Words

'The B Vocabulary of the EUSSR'

EU officials are “discreetly reviewing the language it uses to describe terrorists who claim to act in the name of Islam. EU officials are working on what they call a ‘lexicon’ for public communication on terrorism and Islam, designed to make clear that there is nothing in the religion to justify outrages like the Sept. 11 attacks or the bombings of Madrid and London. The lexicon would set down guidelines for EU officials and politicians.” [The term “Islamic terrorism” will no longer be used. Nor will words such as “Islamist,” “fundamentalist” and “jihad.”]



Then they came for those who had spoken out against, those who had taken the words.

'Google’s Terrorist News Source'

Google has selected al-Manar as one of its news sources. Al-Manar has a history of propagandizing for Hizballah and promoting violence against the United States and Israel. Michelle Malkin noted (February 2005) the exclusion of her blog and Little Green Footballs from Google News [Google News’s inclu(des) Democratic Underground and (the truly malicious uruknet.info.)]



Then They Came for the Christians

'Very bad Friday'

"The attacker stormed the church armed with a knife and shouted 'There
is no God but Allah' and 'Allah is the greatest' before stabbing the
worshippers."



Then They Came for the Jews

'Iran's President Reiterates Threat Against Israel'

TEHRAN, April 14 -- The president of Iran again lashed out at Israel on Friday and said the Jewish state was "heading toward annihilation," days after Tehran raised fears about its nuclear activities by saying it had advanced its efforts to enrich uranium.

President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad called Israel a "permanent threat" to the Middle East and said it would soon be liberated. He also appeared to again question whether the Holocaust took place.

"Like it or not, the Zionist regime is heading toward annihilation," Ahmadinejad said at the opening of a conference in support of the Palestinians. "The Zionist regime is a rotten, dried tree that will be eliminated by one storm."


Until the only voice left was the soothing of the caliphate.




7:10 p.m.

Back in the day, before the birth of Hamastan, I thought it possible that Israel would in fact release Barghouti. Honest. A deal with the devil they knew. And possibly the only person who could bring a micromilligram of practicality to the affair, while possessing Pale street cred. Not being fully familiar with the details of his prosecution and trial ..... after it's passing, it appeared to be just another former moonbat's peace dream. Now? Well, we don't necessarily believe the story:

'Report: Pollard, Barghouti deal in works'

And to what benefit Israel? Yes, a bene to Mr. Pollard and his family. But Hamastan is here. So, unless Barghouti has the will to wage civil war? Or even the ability? Strange f*cking world we live in. And getting more strange all the time.




Wizbang!s Carnival of the Trackbacks LIX

The Mudville Gazette's Open Post

Are We Having Fun Yet?

'One dead in attacks on Egyptian churches'

CAIRO, Egypt (AP) - Worshippers at three Christian churches came under attack from knife-wielding assailants during Mass Friday. One worshipper was killed and more than a dozen wounded in the simultaneous attacks in the northern city of Alexandria. Police were searching for three men.

Initial reports said 10 people were injured at the Saints Church in downtown Alexandria and three at the nearby Mar Girgis Church. A third attacker wounded four worshippers at a church in Abu Qir, a few miles to the east.



Ban this you fugging Dhimmis



'South Park banned from showing Muhammad'

NEW YORK // Banned by Comedy Central from showing an image of the Islamic prophet Muhammad, the creators of "South Park" skewered their own network for hypocrisy in the cartoon's most recent episode. The comedy -- in an episode aired during Holy Week for Christians -- instead featured an image of Jesus Christ defecating on President Bush and the American flag.



7:50 a.m. No snark required.

'Poll: Sinking Perceptions Of Islam'

a new CBS News poll finds fewer than one in five say their impression of the religion is favorable. Forty-five percent of respondents queried April 6 - 9 said they have an unfavorable view of Islam, a rise from 36 percent in February.



8:40 a.m. Taqiya for Dimmies/Dummies (Elmo's simple and easy two click guide).

'Report: Hamas will recognize Israel'

'Mashaal meets with al-Qaida leader'

Optional extra credit; see also: Hudna.



Outside the Beltway linked with OTB Caption Jam/Weekend Caption Jam Linkfest/Saturday Traffic Jam/Other Humor: Anechoic Room is making a pig of himself.