An open letter to the President of Iran

Dear Moo-moo Okk Maude E. Knee Jodd;

As per your request, I have stopped attending the secret Jooo ceremonies, where the blood of moose limbs are used to make the holy ritual bread (Danish pastry). And, I do admit to having eaten hooknosed bagels in the past. But those days are now over (peas be upon her nipples).

With respect Moo-moo, Mr. President, I am however ..... having a difficult time coming to grips with your latest edict, regards the cartoons Tom and Jerry (please withhold your Fatwa for a moment o' grape one). Yes, certainly, some Yids aren't as steadfast in their personal hygiene as say the Sudanese Gent, from a couple of days ago who was just married to a goat. Or, even a number of months back, another friend of Mo's, who was dating a camel. But, that's neither here nor there [truth be told, I showered and shaved this morning (peas be upon her nipples)].

Well Moo-moo, see here's the thing ..... I cannot tell a lie. Yesterday afternoon, against all Elmo/Anechoic Room rules (about daytime television), at 1:00 p.m. PST, on the cable channel known as the Cartoon Network. I Elmo, with knowledge aforehand, did in fact, watch the blaspheming cat and mouse; O.G. Thomas, and Ice Ice Jerry, engage in utterly indifferent and depraved hilarity.

Please forgive me o' King of the soon to be glowing land of glass. I just could not see any political overtones, undertones, hues, or shades of the much vaunted Mossad mind control. Yes, of course the cat looked kind of stoopid now and again [maybe he is a friend of yours?. But that would be projecting (I'm leaning towards an LCD flat panel myself)]. And sure, the mouse was indeed kinda sneaky now and again. And yes, I did see the mouse smile (talk about scary).

But mostly I was filled with joy and laughter. Even a warm fuzzy feeling from the backwards subliminal messages (the Golden Rule) that were implanted by the broadcast sponsor Mermadia Barbie . Which the cartoon was so obviously infused with (requires removal of aluminum foil hat for max effect). Of course, it is possible that Mattel is owned by Jooos, and that comedy is a devious plot to kill people with laughter? But, then again, I'm not a member of Stormfront or Al Qaeda.

So, Moo-moo, Thanks for a fabulous hour of truly fine and wonderful relaxation.

Signed, Have You Seen Top Cat?



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Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft

In your mind you have abilities you know
To telepath messages through the vast unknown
Please close your eyes and concentrate
With every thought you think
Upon the recitation we're about to sing

Calling occupants of interplanetary craft
Calling occupants of interplanetary, most extraordinary craft

Duudes, like um you left some space cadets behind. You think you can swing by and pick them up on your way out of the galaxy?

Thanks, Elmo


'Traveler takes maid hostage, police say'

A hotel guest who held a maid hostage in a Miami hotel, was taken into custody Sunday after a nearly five-hour standoff. Hector Reyes, 47, of New York, kept the woman at knife point in a fifth-floor room of the Miami Sun Hotel, said Delrish Moss, a Miami police spokesman.

Reyes, who said he is from Venezuela, explained that he did it to attract media attention. He asserts the U.S. government has been tapping his telephone and following him because of his support for Venezuelan President Hugo Chávez.


Please don't forget this one.

'Prosecution: attacker on synagogue is sane and deserves life imprisonment'

Prosecution has finished investigation of armed assault on people of the Moscow synagogue in January 11. The accused, Alexander Koptsev, confessed in the crime, so case will be transferred to the court in near future ..... During the investigation, one discovered the circumstances of the attack and reasons of Koptsev’s actions. The investigators questioned his relatives, classmates, teachers, and found “nothing abnormal”.


And leave a little room in your yet to be jettisoned space garbage, would you, for when they catch this killer.

'Tashkent Rabbi Murdered by Anti-Semites'

Uzbekistan - Rabbi Avraham Yugudayev HaCohen, was murdered last Tuesday on his way to the synagogue in Tashkent. The Rabbi’s wife notified police when her husband failed to return from the synagogue. Shortly afterwards friends found him lying mortally wounded on the street near where the synagogue is located. Rabbi HaCohen, 35, died of his wounds after being evacuated to the hospital.


What's that? You charge double to pick up journos and libs. Sh*t, that's really gonna cost. F*ck, f*ck, f*ck.

US leader crashed by trying to 'pedal, wave and speak at same time'

HE MAY be the most powerful man in the world, but proof has emerged that President George Bush cannot ride a bike, wave and speak at the same time.
Scotland on Sunday has obtained remarkable details of one of the most memorably bizarre episodes of the Bush presidency: the day he crashed into a Scottish police constable while cycling in the grounds of Gleneagles Hotel.
The incident, which will do little to improve Bush's accident-prone reputation, began when he .....


Excuse me? You said what? We're on our own now. You don't have room for a billion followers of Mohammed, on your ship. Great googly moogly. That's what I thought you said. #@$%&*#+@!!!#@#

'Muslim Preacher on Temple Mount: Restore Worldwide Islamic Rule'

Sheikh Ismail Nawahda, preaching to Moslem masses on the Temple Mount in Jerusalem on Friday, has brought out into the open ..... A plan for the "Return of the Khalifate" (published secretly in 2002) by a group called "The Guiding Helper Foundation."

Sheikh Nawahda called for the renewal of the Islamic Khalifate, which would "unite all the Moslems in the world against the infidels." The system features a leader (a Khalif), who heads worldwide Islam. Assisted by a ten-man council, his decisions are totally binding on all Moslems.

According to the vision of the Khalifate, significant punishment can be meted out for 14 crimes, "accusing a chaste person of fornication," "not performing the formal prayer," and "not fasting during Ramadan." The Foundation recommends working to restore the Moslem dictatorship using a system of groups around the world. The purpose is so that the "enemies of Islam" who "will definitely try to stop us" will have a "much harder task, if not impossible, if they are faced with a myriad of small groups of differing locations, ethnicities," etc.


You know what ..... I really don't know what to do now. Hey Klaatu have any ideas? Aroma therapy?

'USB fragrance oil burner'

Ha hah, very funny. That's space humor right? Kind of like your twisted version of: 'take two aspirin and call me in the morning.'

Kidneys, livers, and hearts.

Tehran, Iran, Feb. 24 - The Supreme Commander of Iran’s Islamic Revolutionary Guards Corps, General Safavi accused the United States, Britain, and Israel of carrying out Wednesday’s bomb attack.

“We condemn the insolence of the mercenaries of Zionism, the British and the Americans in their outrage against the sacred shrine of Imam Hadi.” “Those who masterminded this catastrophe should know that they will soon receive a heavy slap on the face from God.” “Muslim nations will not put up with this impudence.” Safavi called on Iranians to “show their hatred of the Zionist, British, and American mercenaries ..... ”


Tehran, Iran, Feb. 24 -Ayatollah Mohammed Emami-Kashani told worshippers in Tehran during his Friday prayers sermon, “Israel, and the two sinister organisations Mossad and the CIA, are behind the disaster in Samarra”


Israel, Tel Aviv, Feb 26 (Reuters) - Just released secret documents purport to show that the IDF, the Mossad, and the International Union of Cartoon Characters (I.U.C.C.), are preparaing for a large organ harvest, come the soon expected attack on Iran. Those in need of transplant organs have placed sizeable deposits in advance, for the organ of their choice/need (according to the documents). The secret plans were reported to fall out out Calvin's pocket while engaged in a tussle with Hobbes, at a local nightclub. The club's manager was quoted as saying that Calvin gets lit now and again, but he's never been a problem before.

In other news, Cartman, Eric, and Kenny are still in seclusion after receiving death threats from the Imam King Dildo. Kyle, according to some tabloid reports, has had a nose job, as well chin and cheek implants. Daffy Duck, president of the I.U.C.C., when reached for comment, said that there was no truth to the organ harvest story. And that he was sick and tired of muzzy Eurotrash trying to f*ck Goofy as well. Who he says is currently receiving treatment for stress and exhaustion at an undisclosed location.

Daffy said further, that there was absolutely no truth to the rumour he was a degenerate cartoon character. Or that any of his friends were pigs.



New reports as the situation in Loony Tunes, Iran warrant.

Mohammed's Cauldron

I cannot predict how long this war will last. When it will end. Though twenty to thirty years minimum, would be an easy guess. It will not stop until the teaching and practice of hate is ended. When Mohammed's death cult is defeated. Crushed underfoot. Those that would surrender today, this minute, in hopes of peace, have already blindly gifted their souls and spirit to Allah.


(Excerpts from) Brigitte Gabriel's speech, Intelligence Summit, Washington DC, February 18, 2006. FrontPageMagazine.com (Highly recommended).

The most important element of intelligence has to be understanding the mindset and intention of the enemy. The West has been wallowing in a state of ignorance and denial for thirty years as Muslim extremist perpetrated evil against innocent victims in the name of Allah.

I was ten years old when my home exploded around me, burying me under the rubble and leaving me to drink my blood to survive, as the perpetrators shouted “Allah Akbar!” My only crime was that I was a Christian.

I had a crash course in survival ..... in a bomb shelter where I lived for seven years in pitch darkness, freezing cold, drinking stale water and eating grass to live. At the age of 13 I dressed in my burial clothes going to bed at night, waiting to be slaughtered. By the age of 20, I had buried most of my friends--killed by Muslims. We were ..... Arab Christians living in Lebanon.

As a victim of Islamic terror, I was amazed when I saw Americans waking up on September 12, 2001, and asking themselves "Why do they hate us?" The psychoanalyst experts were coming up with all sort of excuses as to what did we do to offend the Muslim World. But if America and the West were paying attention to the Middle East they would not have had to ask the question. Simply put, they hate us because we are defined in their eyes by one simple word: "infidels."

Under the banner of Islam "la, ilaha illa allah, muhammad rasoulu allah," (None is god except Allah; Muhammad is the Messenger of Allah) they murdered Jewish children in Israel, massacred Christians in Lebanon, killed Copts in Egypt, Assyrians in Syria, Hindus in India, and expelled almost 900,000 Jews from Muslim lands. We Middle Eastern infidels paid the price then. Now infidels worldwide are paying the price for indifference and shortsightedness.

Tolerating evil is a crime. Appeasing murderers doesn't buy protection. It earns one disrespect and loathing in the enemy's eyes. Yet apathy is the weapon by which the West is committing suicide. Political correctness forms the shackles around our ankles, by which Islamists are leading us to our demise. (Via Iris Blog).


Now whether or not some have the stomach to fight, the will, or the energy. Is another matter. Surrender is only a slow, painful march into hell. Militant radical Islam must be destroyed. Those that are not up to the conflict with the forces of darkness. Will not deter or silence the watchers calling out the approach of the insect horde. The flower children who merrily march with delirious smiles upon their faces, into Mohammed's cauldron, are free in our society to do as they wish. They however cannot take us with them. Nor can they drag us. We shall be free all our days. Or we shall die trying.


Another delicacy, for connoisseurs of hate.

Iranian official says 'Tom and Jerry' cartoon is conspiracy to improve image of Jews. (WorldNetDaily report from Memri).

Tom and Jerry, the lovable cat and mouse locked in cartoon combat, is a Jewish conspiracy, according to an Iranian official. Prof. Hasan Bolkhari, a cultural advisor to the Iranian Education Ministry, delivered the news last week on Iran's Channel 4 (video translation by the Middle East Media Research Institute).

"The Jewish Walt Disney Company gained international fame with this cartoon," said Bolkhari. "It is still shown throughout the world ....." 'Tom and Jerry' was created to irradicate the association between mice and Jews created in the minds of Europeans by Hitler (according to the professor).

"If you study European history, you will see who was the main power in hoarding money and wealth in the 19th century," continued Bolkhari. "In most cases, it is the Jews. Perhaps that was one of the reasons which caused Hitler to begin the anti-Semitic trend, and then the extensive propaganda about the crematoria began. ... Some of this is true. We do not deny all of it."

"Watch 'Schindler's List.' Every Jew was forced to wear yellow star on his clothing. The Jews were degraded and termed 'dirty mice.' 'Tom and Jerry' was made in order to change the Europeans' perception of mice. One of terms used was 'dirty mice.' "It should be noted that mice are very cunning ... and dirty." (Via Free Republic).


Courtesy of the talented Illustr8rg8r, via http://nodhimmitude.blogspot.com/2006/02/allah-is-shaitan.html



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Shoplifters of the world unite.

'MORRISSEY QUIZZED BY FBI'

Singer MORRISSEY was quizzed by the FBI and British intelligence after speaking out against the American and British governments. The Brit is a famous critic of the US-led war in Iraq and has dubbed President GEORGE W BUSH a "terrorist" - but he was baffled to be hauled in by authorities.

Its ok there chief, I got over the Smiths and you, a looong time ago. Not that I didn't listen and enjoy, back in the day. Just that some things age better than others. Nothing personal, I mean I still occasionally listen to Joan Baez, Billy Bragg, even Bruce Cockburn.


Dalai Lama's of the world unite. 'Survey: One Out of Five Americans Holy.'

A new survey indicates that 21 percent of Americans consider themselves holy. The survey, conducted by the Barna Research Group, also found that 73 percent of Americans believe that a person can become holy, regardless of his past, while half of those surveyed said they knew someone whom they considered holy. (But of course my leetle blog strumpet, what ever would we do without surveys?).


Why this just breaks my little ole heart (sniff, sniff). 'Democrat voters low on enthusiasm'

By objecting to virtually every initiative and proposal of the Bush administration and congressional Republican majority, Democrats are undermining their party's chances of regaining the majority this fall, the John Zogby poll suggests ..... 58 percent of rank-and-file Democratic voters say their leaders should "accept their lower position in Congress and work together with Republicans to craft the best legislation possible."


But was he enthusiastic?

Donald Christopher Palesky, 21, of Gettysburg, a leader in the Pennsylvania Young Democrats and, until Thursday, the Adams County coordinator for PACleanSweep ..... turned himself in Wednesday after, state police said, he drove the getaway car for a bank robbery suspect who had escaped custody by jumping through a courtroom window.

Via http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/browse

Look at me! Dammit look at me!! (Girlfriend in a coma).
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National Burn the Koran Day, July 4, 2006.

I really can't tell you how sick I am of militant radical Islam. Of dhimmitude, and political correctness. Of blind allegiance to the concept of peace, though it not be at hand, is not near. And will not be for many a year. Militant radical Islam is on the march. Outward across the globe. Inward through cities American. The only message we can send is one that is clear. One that wavers not. One that is loud. We will not submit. We will not surrender. On this Fourth of July, 2006, show your solidarity with freedom of speech, freedom of expression. Annoyance at politcially correct weenies, with utter disgust for all the whining and the braying. Show the world your brass. Let 'em hear them clank. Show the world what you think of those who maim, torture, murder, and slaughter in the name of Mohammed, Allah, and that flat pack of Charmin (the Koran). On that day, burn a Koran.

To receive your complimentary copy of the Qurran .....

'Let's burn the Koran.'

A pictoral guide on how to burn your copy of the Koran (with comments).

Another burner .....


Thursday, February 23, 2006. International insult Islam day: 'German court convicts man for insulting Islam.'

DUESSELDORF, Germany (Reuters) - A German court on Thursday convicted a businessman of insulting Islam by printing the word "Koran" on toilet paper and offering it to mosques. The 61-year-old man ..... Manfred van H. printed out sheets of toilet paper bearing the word "Koran" shortly after a group of Muslims carried out a series of bomb attacks in London in July 2005.

He sent the paper to German television stations, magazines and some 15 mosques. Prosecutors said that in an accompanying letter Manfred van H. called Islam's holy book a "cookbook for terrorists." He also offered his toilet paper for sale on the Internet at a price of 4 euros ($4.76) per roll, saying the proceeds would go toward a "memorial to all the victims of Islamic terrorism."


Friday, February 24

Not fit for mealtime viewing. Via nice doggie. eBay auction: 'The most controversial art you will ever see. Create your very own intifada with this! Pages taken from the Koran decoupaged on a wooden plaque with a picture of Mohammed eating a bacon sandwich!'



Outside the Beltway linked with OTB Caption Jam/Saturday Traffic Jam/Other Humor.
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Blogging while stoned, the nation's Democrats lose the Presidency. Again.

'Secret Service agents say Cheney was drunk when he shot lawyer.'

Predictions by Elmo:

1) The current Iraq war. Predicted a year in advance (proof offered on request).

2) The 2004 election, three months in advance (same offer of proof).

3) 2008 Presidential election will not be won by a lib or dem ding dong daddy. With no issues in the bag, none on the horizon. The dems resort to that which they do best. A whole lot of nothing, interspersed with moments of joyously flinging doo. For a while now, this is what passes for both issues and political campaigning, across the aisle. A proven loser.



Yet like moths to the flame, the dems come back to it, time and again. The grandeur of the delusion witnessed by the glow that emanated from all and sundry. In awe of Howdy Dean's online campaign and fundraisng ..... We're giving money. We're rasing money. We have have Howdy Dean. We can't lose!







Hey Mohammed, lick this! (Also available for fried, blitzted, and or toasted lib bloggers who want to keep their keybaords neat and tidy).

.....

Ilan Halimi

R.I.P. 1983-2006





Saturday, November 12, 2005; The Children of Paris Have Been Born.
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As ye sew, so shall ye reap.

Mashaal: Iran will have major role in Palestine.

"The Ayatollah's regime will have a major role in Palestine," Hamas leader Khaled Mashaal said on Tuesday in a meeting in Teheran with Iranian Foreign Minister Manouchehr Mottaki. "We trust Iran to help us deal with the challenges facing us today."

Mashaal, who is visiting Iran after a tour of Arab and Muslim countries in an attempt to get financial and political support for a new Hamas government, met on Monday with Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and supreme leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei.

Mashaal also said at the meeting that "negotiations with Israel are a waste of time until Israeli leaders decide to leave the Palestinian territories." Ahmadinejad urged Mashaal and other visiting officials to continue their "jihad" against the Jewish state.

Pump head.

WASHINGTON (AP) -- Former President Clinton said Sunday: "I didn't feel the need to get into the pile-on," on ABC's Good Morning America.

Clinton (aka Pumphead), also said the following during the broadcast:

1) ..... the administration's "enormous penchant for secrecy" sparked the strong reaction.

2) "I think the White House should have said something about it sooner."

3) "I think that it's gotten a little more light than it would have because the administration ..... penchant for ..... not telling anybody anything about anything."

Yo Pumphead ..... I'd ask you why, if you didn't feel the need to pile on, you went right ahead and did so anyway. But, I already know the answer.



O.K. ..... next question please. Yes, you there in the thong.



Alright, alright ..... you have a boyfriend. You don't have to be so touchy about it.



Anyway, how bout just one feel? No one will find out.



Because well .....ummm, I really like the big gazoobies. A lot. And girl, you got it going on!



And now that I have my new office in Harlem, me and Sir Mix a Lot will be tapping a few other things as well.



Could I see that Bob Marley roach clip please?

In space, no one can hear those whiney militant radical Islamist b*tches scream

Back, not too long ago, I thought space colonization was a little cool. Different. Technoromantic. As I flabbily approach middle age, I could give a good gosh darn, though you kids go ahead and knock yourselves out. However, in light of recent events, a little condo on the Moon is sounding purdy good. Not having to listen to these foohkeen freakazoids, whine, bitch, moan, and cry. Every single dang day now.


You asking me? Ummm ... I'd have to say no. We do other stuff. Like live life. And last I checked, I didn't have a single thought of joining a mob and burning down any mosques. Though a koran burning party right now, doesn't seem entirely unfun.



No, burning a mosque let alone fifteen [churches in Nigeria. And however many in Pakistan today? (pictured)]. Is not on the agenda.



So let's see .... if I save about ten grand a day. In about six or seven years I can get off this insect infested rock.







Militant radical Islam keeps on killing, and killing, and ....


And well, you know what? In space, I would hope that I wouldn't have to listen to these stanky beeotches either? He isn't dead, but this is the best impression of grave dancing I've ever seen.

Oh I wish I were a militant radical Islamist

That is what I'd truly like to be.
'Cause if I were a militant radical Islamist,
I could claim everyone was peeing on mee ... e---e.

Oh I wish I were a militant radical Islamist.
That is what I'd truly like to be.
'Cause if I were a militant radical Islamist,
Then I could kill for Mr. Al Huh and Mo.

Oh I wish I were a militant radical Islamist.
That is what I'd truly like to be.
'Cause if I were a militant radical Islamist,
I could dream of a world without Jews and Christians, all of them drowning in a blood red sea.


'16 die in cartoon protests in Nigeria'

LAGOS, Nigeria (CNN) -- Sixteen people were killed and 11 churches were burned Saturday in Nigeria ..... The violence comes a day after at least 10 people were killed in Libya and another in Pakistan, where five deaths have been reported in the past week ..... There also were reports of attacks on businesses owned by Christians (in Nigeria).


Oh I wish I were a CNN correspondent.
That is what I'd truly like to be.
'Cause if I were a CNN correspondent,
I could write stupid sh*t all the time and live in a world of make believe.


"Peaceful protests in London"

An angry but peaceful protest in the British capital Saturday drew more than 15,000 people to Trafalgar Square. They prayed before marching through Hyde Park. Many carried placards. "Europe lacks respect for others," stated one placard. "Don't they teach manners in Denmark?" asked another. Taji Mustafa, a spokesman for the Muslim Action Committee, said the protests are sparked by the Muslim people's reverence for the prophet (Mohammed).


WARNING! COFFEE SPEW ALERT. WARNING!


Mustafa added that the cartoons were reminiscent of attacks on Jews in European publications in the 1930s. "Now there is a demonization of the Muslim community, so we have to speak up to prevent something like the Holocaust from happening," he said.






Oh, and by the way ..... have I mentioned that Islam is the religion of peace? I have .... oh ok, nevermind then.

Its a beautiful day in the neighborhood.

'Prophet cartoons spark more deaths and riots'

Libyans ..... set fire to the Italian consulate in Benghazi yesterday in a riot that killed at least 10 people ..... The rioters hurled rocks and bottles at the consulate in Benghazi, and then charged into its compound and set fire to the building. Police with Kalashnikov rifles fired live ammunition and tear gas at the more than 1,000 demonstrators .....


Libya.



Iran.



Hong Kong (those damn fookin Jooos causing more trouble again).



London.



New York.



Pakistan.



Los Angeles.



Last week's signs.



(This space for rent).

The horror! ..... The horror!

'Vietnam Bans Alcohol in Karaoke Bars'



Karaoke bars in Vietnam will no longer be allowed to sell or have alcohol on their premises as part of the country's continued campaign against so-called 'social evils,' ..... Under a decree that took effect Thursday, karaoke bars, along with discotheques, will also be required to close down at midnight ..... Karaoke was introduced into Vietnam in the late 1980s and mushroomed in the late 1990s, with more than 10,000 establishments licensed to operate in the country.

Cheney Should Resign.

Dub should then nominate Hillary, for the role as Veep. Only then would we have peace and quiet from the liberal *ss monkeys (one of their troop pictured above, ice skating in Central Park). Of course that peace and quiet does come at a price.



The deafening sound of millions of little liberal heads imploding. All at the same time. Hearing protection is highly advised. You have been warned.



Outside the Beltway linked with: OTB Caption Jam/Saturday Traffic Jam/Other Humor.

Diplomacy vs. Armageddon. Hippies vs. Baby Eaters.

Yes, it is possible that Ahmadinejad will blink, and stop his weapons program. Open up all sites, make available all scientists, expose twenty years of clandestine preparation to become detroyer of worlds. But .... even if the little freak does blink. And confrontation stops in the immediate sense, I don't honestly believe that he will suspend every effort. Can a leopard change his spots? The world is deluded if they believe that a delay is equal to freedom from a threat of an Ahmadinejad helmed Iran. The chances of gaining total transparency are fairly close to nil. And I believe any promises of such are merely more of the same. Buying time, coming closer. To the bomb.

We'll wait a little longer. We will see. Come the day that bets can no longer be placed. Either Iran, its leaders, or its citizens end the threat. Or Israel, or the U.S. will. This is not a game, this is not a drill. War is here. That's the f*cking news.


Germany.

'Merkel says there will be no war with Iran' ..... she was determined to resolve differences with Iran and other nations peacefully ..... Merkel said she believed there was "a real chance for a negotiated solution" in the West's standoff with Iran over its nuclear programme ..... that not all diplomatic options had been exhausted.


Britain.

'Attacking Iran should be an option: UK's Tories.' Military action against Iran should not be ruled out to deal with its controversial nuclear programme, The Times quoted Britain's main opposition Conservative Party as saying Thursday.

The newspaper said the party's defence spokesman Liam Fox told US Republicans in Washington that British Prime Minister Tony Blair should follow President George W. Bush's example and leave all options on the table, according to AFP.

"Every pressure must be brought," Fox was quoted as saying in a speech to the right-wing Hermitage Foundation Thursday. "But it was wrong for the European Union's foreign affairs spokesman Xavier Solana to rule out the use of force. It is wrong for Britain's Foreign Secretary, Jack Straw, to echo him.


France.

'Iran nuclear programme is 'military': France'. French Foreign Minister Philippe Douste-Blazy branded Iran's nuclear programme for the first time Thursday as a "clandestine, military" project, AFP reported.

"It's very simple: no civilian nuclear programme can explain Iran's nuclear programme," he told France 2 television in an interview, two days after Tehran confirmed it was resuming sensitive uranium enrichment work. "Therefore it's a clandestine military nuclear programme."



Dr. Strangelove and his pet monkey Moo-moo.



The diplomatic race to end Iran's nuclear weapons program.


Addendum; 8:11 a.m.

Ding dongs on parade.

'Cheney's "long list of medications": What did he take, and when did he take it?'

'I touched Scarlett's boobs'

'I touched Scarlett's boobs'

(Johansson) [via http://www.yeeeah.com/]


This is also sweet (but political). Sweet, but political.

'911 Call Center moved to NY Times desk'
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What is That Smell?

You don't recognize it ..... you must be a liberal then. Having left reality, and buying some choice property in that exclusive neighborhood, with the skyrocketing property values ..... Private Idaho. With a river running through it (D. Nile), and a lovely view of the Mind (on) Crack Mountains. It is the smell of America's fifth column. Its printers of yellow commie rags. Be they atomic or virtual. It is the smell of them unable to control their bodily functions. Soiling themselves with excitement. Unable to restrain the hypervelocity of their glee (so happy they could sh*t). Unable to make it to the can, they share the product of their intellectual incontinence with us. Those living in the real world.

An Arrogance of Power By David Ignatius Washington Post
Wednesday, February 15, 2006; Page A21

There is a temptation that seeps into the souls of even the most righteous politicians and leads them to bend the rules, and eventually the truth, to suit the political needs of the moment. That arrogance of power is on display with the Bush administration. The most vivid example is the long delay in informing the country that Vice President Cheney had accidentally shot a man last Saturday while hunting in Texas.

That's it, as far as I got. Before being overwhelmed. You know, when I was in my youth, and had an early interest in politics. It was often fun to engage in light hearted banter with others about the world politic. A fun and harmless pastime. Even in pointed discussions the participants didn't lose track of reality, their grip upon it. There is no joy left in politics. It's life blood sucked out by the P-PATT's (partisan politics all the time). The left now lives only for such. Nothing else. Neither G*d nor country. Nor friend, nor even real foe. Only political enemies. Us and them. Sheer virtual insanity. The real world crowded out of their closed minds.


Cheney shooting accident has political echoes
Controversy erupts over White House handling of hunting incident news

This is the very same link/post of mine from yesterday titled: "F*ck the Associated Press." The URL is the same, only the smell is even greater today. This time with an assist from NBC (no credit to the Associated Press). Desperately trying with all their might to keep the story alive. They blow it up into the Hindendburg of domestic political snafus. Now rooting for, and celebrating the worsened health of Mr. Whittington. The text has changed a bit (and of course yesterday's truly egregious banner/tagline combo), to strongly reinforce the ethos of MSM. Attack the adminsitration at any and all cost. In any way, shape or fashion, with whatever is at hand.

The political echoes from a single shotgun blast on the Texas prairie continued to reverberate across the nation Tuesday, growing especially loud in the nation's capital as journalists scrambled to piece together the full story behind Vice President Dick Cheney's accidental Saturday shooting of a hunting companion.

While politically motivated rants and bad jokes about the shooting of Harry Whittington spread like wildfire through office corridors and around the Web, the 78-year-old lawyer suffered "a silent heart attack," which doctors blamed on birdshot from Cheney's errant blast that had moved into or was touching his heart.

Whittington was immediately moved back to the intensive care unit for further treatment at a Corpus Christi, Texas, hospital, and the vice president, lauded and pilloried as the unflappable fix-it man of the Bush adminstration, once again moved into the white-hot spotlight of controversy.

The event, the accidental shooting, merely an opportunity for the media. To attack, attack, attack. Since it is something which in an of itself was not fabricated (TANG memos). They feel the pounding of their own jugulars. They don't have to risk making a story up. This one is real. Even if the political storm is created out of thin air. By the likes of NBC, and "journalists scrambling to piece together the full story."




4. Correct Fit and Adjustment are Important: You know that toxic chemical agents, are very deadly. Biological agents may be equally dangerous even though they do not cause immediate irritation and do not produce immediate symptoms. For you to stop breathing and put on a mask upon suspicion of a biological agent aerosol is not enough to keep those agents out of your body. Your mask must fit your head and face so that it will be airtight when you have properly donned it (of course be sure to install both canisters, when removing the mask from package, after purchase, prior to need).


Addendum; 8:34 a.m.

Not to be outdone by those know nothing uncouth, unworldly Americans rabidly chasing after Cheney. Auntie Beeb shows 'em how to really pound their pud.

'New Abu Ghraib images broadcast'

The images on SBS (Australian) TV are thought to be from the same source as those that caused an outcry around the world and led to several US troops being jailed. The new images show "homicide, torture and sexual humiliation", SBS said. They are part of a court case in the US. A judge has ruled they can be published but the case is continuing. The broadcast of the images comes at a time of increased tension between Muslim nations and the West over cartoons satirising the Prophet Muhammad.

You go Auntie, beat that meat!

F*ck the Associated Press

'Cheney cited for breaking Texas hunting law'

'Fellow hunter accidentally shot by vice president recovering in hospital'

One would think there is some relationship with the much derided hunting accident, and the Vice President being cited. As if the Veep committed some wrong. Is at grievous fault (heralded by the co-placement of the above banner and tagline together). But actually reading the story, stepping around the smelly pile that the AP has stacked up in the headline. We find that the Vice President has failed to add a seven dollar stamp to his valid Texas hunting license. F*CK the Associated Press.

WASHINGTON - Vice President Dick Cheney has been given a warning citation for breaking Texas hunting law by failing to buy a $7 stamp allowing him to shoot upland game birds. The warning came from the Texas Parks and Wildlife Department after it investigated Cheney’s accidental shooting of a fellow quail hunter Saturday on the private Armstrong Ranch in the south part of the state.

Cheney, an experienced hunter, has not commented publicly about the accident. His office said Monday night in a statement that Cheney had a $125 nonresident hunting license and has sent a $7 check to cover the cost of the stamp. “The staff asked for all permits needed, but was not informed of the $7 upland game bird stamp requirement.”


Of course the AP did have some competition yesterday, from other quarters. Was watching a few minutes of McClellan's press conference on Fox/Hume in the afternoon. And some brain dead monkeys with press passes, under the delusion of being reporters, asked if the Vice President was going to resign. Another asked if he will be prosecuted. And a third ape in training compared the shooting story release, to the government's handling of Katrina. The mind bends.


Related:
Don't accuse NBC's David Gregory of mugging for the cameras. He will passionately inform you that his indignation is as pure as the driven snow, as he informed Scott McClellan during an untelevised press gaggle earlier today (yesterday).


Addendum; 6:43 a.m.. Embedded in above link.

Day late, dollar short. Apparently the press conference is THE big news in the right blogosphere. A disadvantage of not visiting jumbo sites like Malkin, LGF, or Drudge, and following the herd from water hole to water hole (or even stopping to take the sphere's pulse/perusing Memeorandum, Blogs Now, etc.). My choice, not always being in the vertical blog tunnel, and reflected in the name of this very blog.

Competition for Lord of the Moonbats heats up

Gore Laments U.S. 'Abuses' Against Arabs.

By JIM KRANE
The Associated Press

JIDDAH, Saudi Arabia - Former Vice President Al Gore told a mainly Saudi audience on Sunday that the U.S. government committed "terrible abuses" against Arabs after the Sept. 11, 2001 attacks ..... Gore said Arabs had been "indiscriminately rounded up" and held in "unforgivable" conditions ..... (on) minor charges of overstaying a visa or not having a green card in proper order .....

Listen, Albert, while you're still there in the Middle East, could you do me a favor? Go to Gaza and hold a memorial for Saint Pancake (moonbats like her don't come along every day), then maybe you could head over to Damascus and give Baby Asshat a BJ. And, before heading back to U.S. soil .... perhaps you can go to Tehran and join Ahmadinejad in a Zionazi Fascism speach? ('Digital brownshirts' if you must). Listen, the pictures came back from our last affirmation of U.S. troops/support of the President in the war on terror. Your tan really shows .....



P.S. If you think it will help (?), maybe you can blame Bush for Jill Carroll while you're there also.


P.P.S. Love your pin ..... where can I get one like it?

Who watches the watchers ...... Search Engine Watch?

Rather (quite) amusing escapade this day, over at Search Engine Watch (since deleted from my blogroll, Thank You Very Much). Having been directed there to a particular thread, by Google's online deity, Matt Cutts. Who chooses to limit responses in threads at his site selectively. Instead of all or none. And after posting criticisms of Monsieur Cutts/Google, having my posts deleted, for simply responding in very mild kind to flaming (Elmo/aluminum foil hats/price of aluminum going up).

People, the width and breadth of Google's power to own, control, limit, and censor information can now not even be conceived. That power however, grows ever larger. Clearly seen in editorial censorship over at Google owned property Blogger, despite Google's protestations to the contrary.

And sickly, not limited to only direct control, but indirect influence at sites like Search Engine Watch. Where the particpants are more interested in preserving whatever status quo they have/maintain in the online or SEO worlds that they inhabit. Than discussion of the obvious. Engaging in eerily empty, blind automatic defenses of Google, and Mr. Cutts. One of the scariest events I've been witness to lo these years on the web.

Sad, and not funny. Unlike the John Lennon story, about new outside financial overseers, to watch over/audit the old ones, of his then not small fortune. Only to discover the new watchers, one day out having lunch with the old. At the very least, Microsoft and Yahoo didn't have the faux balls to claim they were somehow benefactors to mankind, regards their biz in general, or parade around tortured self introspection about doing biz with China. They were simply doing business, good, bad, indifferent. Their choice. Google has as much integrity as a roll of soggy Charmin. And their bootlickers, even less.

'Osama bin Laden, explode Copenhagen'

"We live with Mohammed, and die for Mohammed."



You know, I thought I heard a rumour?



Remarkable (click here).



Outside Darwin's waiting room.



"Say no evil, do no evil."



Ooops.



"When will there be a law against Islamophobia?"

What makes you think we're afraid of you? Maybe you should look southeast, in the night sky, towards Iran. I've got a pretty good hunch you'll be able to see a nice bright glow ..... sometime in the next couple of months (why it makes me all warm and fuzzy just thinking about it). Though as I've said before. I wouldn't call it a phobia, kind of more like a desire.



'Only with Islamic leadership the infidels will not dare to insult the Prophet and Islam.' O.K., you got me there. Howard Dean hasn't said a single thing about running again. And Momma Moonbat said she isn't running for the senate. Who does that leave?



O.K. then, I guess we're all ready for a song then? Yes indeedie. O.K, here we go, join with me now, sing it ..... Kumbaya my lord, Kumbaya ....... Kumbaya my lord ....

Hope springs eternal

Lawyer retracts Saddam hunger strike claim.

Well, one of his bazillion (not an exaggeration) lawyers sez Saddam isn't planning a hunger strike. "I checked and I was told that the sources were not credible and that there will be no hunger strike on Monday," al-Dulaimi told The Associated Press.

Shucks Saddam, I just wanted to let you know, that I personally support you a thousand percent on any hunger strike you may wish to engage in. I'm here for you buddy. Why I would even strongly protest any attempts to feed you intravenously. Starve away pal, starve away.

In solidarity, da Elmo.


One is never too old to have a good time.

A 77-year-old Boston-area dentist allegedly issued fraudulent painkiller prescriptions in exchange for oral sex from drug addicts.

A police report alleges Dr. Joseph Matarazzo, of Quincy, Mass., wrote more than 100 fraudulent prescriptions for drug addicts in the last two years, the Boston Globe reported Saturday.


Bang a gong, get it on.

US prepares military blitz against Iran's nuclear sites.

Strategists at the Pentagon are drawing up plans for devastating bombing raids backed by submarine-launched ballistic missile attacks against Iran's nuclear sites as a "last resort" to block Teheran's efforts to develop an atomic bomb.

Central Command and Strategic Command planners are identifying targets, assessing weapon-loads and working on logistics for an operation, the Sunday Telegraph has learnt.

Hey Moo-moo: knock knock

Moo-moo: who's there?

Elmo: Eddie Kendricks

Moo-moo: Eddie Kendricks who?

Elmo: Everybody was Kung Fu fighting,
.......... Those kids were fast as lightning
.......... In fact it was a little bit frightning,
.......... But they fought with expert timing

Castro invites Iranian President to Cuba

LONDON, February 10 (IranMania) - Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has accepted an invitation to visit Cuba from President Fidel Castro.

Ahmadinejad accepted the invitation in Tehran from Cuban Ambassador Felipe Perez Roque. During his visit, the Iranian leader will attend the September 11-16 Non-Aligned Summit in Havana, the daily said.

On Saturday in Vienna, Cuba, Venezuela and Syria voted against a resolution of the International Atomic Energy Agency to refer Iran to the UN Security Council ..... The Iranian president publicly thanked Cuba for its "dignified and principled" position during the IAEA's special meeting, which ended in a 27-3 vote in favor of reporting Iran to the UN council.


Castro, seen here last Saturday, at the premier of Brokeback Mountain: Raging Commie Style, in downtown Havana.

A.P.B. issued for Mayor Villaraigosa's brain. Last seen on Interstate 5 heading out of town.

'L.A. Mayor Blindsided by Bush Announcement'

By MICHAEL R. BLOOD Associated Press Writer

LOS ANGELES (AP) -- Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa said Thursday he was blindsided by President Bush's announcement of new details on a purported 2002 hijacking plot aimed at a downtown skyscraper, and described communication with the White House as "nonexistent."

"I'm amazed that the president would make this (announcement) on national TV and not inform us of these details through the appropriate channels," the mayor told The Associated Press. "I don't expect a call from the president _ but somebody."

When asked why he himself did not speak to the President "through the appropriate channels" rather than talking to the press. The Mayor's eyes glazed over and twitching was observed in facial muscles. It was at that time the Mayor's aides phoned the L.A.P.D. and an A.P.B. was issued for the Mayor's brain. Anyone with information about it's whereabouts are asked to call Partisan Politics All The Time (P-PATT), at 1 800 uber-wankers (twenty four hours). As reported earlier, seen heading out of town in a black sedan, reportedly with wings, license plate S H E E H A N.